Thorpe-le-Saint

Yeah he is really intelligent: ****ing of a nation that has nuclear weapons and not the toughest stance on terrorism. 'Divide and Rule'; that's just what we need in the UK a bloody civil war between the Pakistani and Indian communities. Congratulations Cameron, I've got absolute confidence in you to add to this monumental **** up of a world we find ourselves in.

From the sounds of ESB's review, lets hope it is on sale vs Plymouth

Sssssssshhh

Pre-season is ALWAYS ****, ALWAYS meaningless and ALWAYS a fitness building exercise!! For God sake, the proof of Pardew's team will be in the playing of Sheff Wed et al, NOT some ghey friendly against Reading!!!!

Bloody Hell let's just wait until this time NEXT WEEK shall we before we start writing off the season?!

Ooooh, did we learn how to use Wikipedia this morning?

Living in Southampton Tyro League football Being enrolled at Totton College Being at Uni Not having to pay uwater/gas/electric bills Being 18 and the 'wonders' of Towns' nightlife were still amazing Having a 30" waist.

During the Soviet-Afghan war in the late 80s

Anyone think that Antonio will start for Reading?

That is why I'm getting married in Greece for peanuts!

...What category are Derby?

Obviously those who WANT (I understand there are those who need to work for financial reasons) to work beyond retirement age are clearly mental (seriously, which freak would WANT to continue working) and on top of that, it also causes unemployment amongst the younger generation who can't apply for what would be vacant positions.

Hahahahahaha!! That is one in the eye for June - Now I've been to Turkey and I have to be honest I don't think they're ready for EU membership, poverty levels in some areas are appalling.

There is that bloody word again, 'Socialist', one more time for the muppet at the back, NEW LABOUR WERE NOT SOCIALIST!!!

Nothing beats marmite on toast with a mug of tea, tis the food of the goods.

Perceived American imperialism I think is the root cause of this, however that is not to say that I believe America went into Iraq purely for 'democracy'...

This!!

Add this to Clegg's DISMAL showing during PMQs yesterday and it's been a good week. I bet Cleggy is in for a right good Eton style thrashing when Dave gets back for calling the Iraq war illegal.

Nope 100% true ESB

So you're one of those mongs in Benidorm or wherever who refuses to learn a little Spanish beforehand and shouts at the waiter/bartender for getting your order wrong? Or those that wear their England/Saints shirt, or those who find the nearest 'English' pub because you don't want to 'Eat any of that foreign muck'. Ah yes, British views and values: "Were profoundly ignorant when it comes to others."

Oh let them have their 5 mins in the sun, they'll come down to earth with an almighty thud on August 10th

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What I mean is, a 'healthy' person would pay £x and I would end up paying £y because surely I would 'cost' more? If this is not the case then why are we even discussing the current system?

To be fair to dune on this one we haven't been selective with our own breeding process: I.e if you knob someone in the bogs in Walkabout with your average length penis it could quite easily lead to pregnancy and the birth of a boy with the same sized knob. In the animal world we decide what mates with what and look for the best characteristics. Thankfully in the human world there is alcohol which helps the process along.

Perhaps I could get health care under a system like that, but would I not then be 'punished' for having an illness that required a lot of treatment etc by having to pay a higher premium than everyone else?