CB Saint

Guinea pigs are good eating.

Good luck mikey. First two weeks can be a mutha, then it's downhill all the way.

I can vouch for these guys

I have no doubt that footballers need representation. They sign complex multimillion pound contracts that most people would need advice on. They also have to negotiate those contracts with some very shrewd people and using agents gives them a useful degree of separation from the negociation. Unfortunately a bunch spivs got involved eg Eric hall and all of a sudden the lines between the players interest and the agents interests got blurred

Cold turkey for me. Woke up one morning hacking up a lung and decided there and then to quit. Fags went in the bin and that was that. Still have the odd one, once in a blue moon, however never ever tempted to take it up again full time. I overcame cravings by going and having a glass of water every time I wanted a cigarette. Took my mind off the ciggies. there is one method that I have heard of which, whilst I never did it, somewhat intrigues me. The idea is that you don't stop. Instead whenever you want a fag, you have one. However, you must take yourself away on your own and think about nothing but smoking the cigarette. Nothing else, just enjoy the cigarette. Apparently you cut down dramatically and then eventually give up.

Put him in belmarsh general population and throw a rope into his cell just before they lock him up for the night.

Vallandry for next year. Building up knee from some keyhole surgery. Anyone recommend a good knee brace?

Let me guess they keep the pound, the oil, eu membership, NATO membership, Andy Murray we get to keep our nukes, rbs and hbos debts get ready for twelve month of guff from both sides

On bbc. Some twitter feedback. "Very disappointed. Guy was doing a fantastic job" - Jordan sibley, whiteley.

Bu gger. Guy was doing a cracking job.

By the same virtue, how many of our goals scored have come from the other sides mistakes and not the brilliance of our strikers

I wonder what their crowds would be if they hadn't shifted so many season tickets in the glorious euphoria of "owning" their club.

New chant we'll do it ourselves we'll do it ourselves if you lot can't beat us we'll do it ourselves

Pretty much every keeper on the planet drops a clanger from time tto time. Doesn't mean that they have suddenly become ****e or arrogant. They just had a lapse of concentration or error of judgement. Happens to us all. he is still a d1ckhead for doing it.

would this be the same Dave beasant that was voted player of the season?

So I'm guessing that the truth is somewhere in the middle then.

It is amazing how flexible your budget can be at 4.30pm on xmas eve and you still haven't bought anything for the missus.

I spend very little relatively, my wife however more than compensates. We have a proverbial menagerie of other peoples kids for whom we seem to be buying pressies for. My biggest weakness money wise is wine and food.

Give up rib of beef and t-bones? I suggest they start making swiiming lessons mandatory at school and teach them how to build floating houses out of random stuff.

Anticlimatic?

This is a thorny old issue. i understand the sentiment of the attorney general, it makes sense given the Good Friday agreement. However, how on earth you will be able to bring the relatives of the dead from both sides to a place where they let bygones be bygones, god only knows.

Is Leon Best the biggest ex-saint pillock of all time? Nile Ranger has got to be up there

J rod looked completely overawed by the occasion and because the team was misfiring he didn't really get a chance together into the game and settle his nerves. However that didn't seem to bother Townsend when he made his debut. Maybe jrod is just not ready yet. lallana is an interesting one. Looked comfortable an lively, however it would be interesting to see if he can click with Rooney. If not I suspect his chances will be limited.

Thank F... for that. the fact that they could seem to break the minute mark was beginning to play on my mind. I can sleep easier now.

I'm not in the know on all this rape malarkey,however it does strike me as a bit odd that the rapist would stop to oblige the victims request to wear a condom, especially one that is ribbed.