CB Saint

Why are we the fourth crappiest? How many cities gives their council house tenants a sea view?

Wood from the victory. Bloody hell, if all those claims came true, there wouldn't be enough left for a rowing boat. reminds me of baldrick and his twenty five knuckle bones of christ

Except lard

The match thread mimics the attendance. No tosser could be bothered to turn up here either.

Rameriez is the new guly. Fact

So what happen on a dark windless day when the tide is out?

This. come close a couple of times with a ski chalet, but realised that there's far more places to ski in the world.

Not a lot at that end of the market. There is Limewood House in Lyndhurst and the Pig in brockenhurst. Mirrabelles in Nomansland is good. There are a lot of mid range restaurants which you can get good food, however for a "Terravina" type experience, its pretty slim pickings.

J Rod makes all the difference, don't you know. FWIW put Os up front and feed him as many chances as possible so he can score

Well that's life in the Prem, he doesn't have like it (worried if he did) but he does have to suck it up. A couple more £30 m transfer windows and he will be llucky to get on the bench.

Merson has got to be the worst pundit in any sport on the planet. He's even worse than that bird they send into the pit lane in f1

Outplayed at Anfield. By Southampton. Fair play to them though, pressing, movement and passing were 10x better then ours. Why can't we play like that consistently? quote from a LFC board

Can we stand down the suicide watch now? cracking result

Get in

I didn't need google for that one. Guess gcse Latin worked after all.

There is a few chocolate button moments there, and one or two full ring prolapses

Id have to admit, I might be disconcerted somewhat if the first thing I saw when coming round from a general anaesthetic was a nurse in a burka standing over me

there was a comment in the press a while back on these lines except aimed at the yoof. If everyone over the age of sixty started wearing hoodies, the yoof would quickly stop. Maybe if the EDL hijacked the burka maybe the same would apply

One for Tokyo cave ursum

qui sit de troglodytae

Switch Lallana for rameriez and I reckon could be an outstanding side

Carp drivers who can't park use your car to help them line up

If the scots contribute more than the rest of the UK to the UK economy (according to the SNP), then they are going to love paying a greater proportion to the EU. Good luck negotiating your own rebate as well. Lol

Knew i'd missed one!!!

There is a certain irony about a history course hosted on a website called futurelearn