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I think I am there now. This year could be the last year. However it isn't pric that will force me away (at least not yet) but the scheduling of matches. I am completely fed up with it

the latest update An Adult Story by Marc Reevés Since being taken over by Mark Lee-Bear in 2002, Southampton have gone from strength to strength. Bringing in Man of Chairs, Nicko 'Do you wana a nice-a watcha?' Cortezee, the two men have totally re-invigorated a failing youth system. The scouting network has been totally revolutionised, grooming a stable of cock hungry young men, with strong, hard tackles and hulking physicality; they should provide the cut and thrust for future Saints generations. This is the 'Southampton Way'. Plant your seed deep in youth and watch them grow, flower, blossom into the most divine, beautiful specimens. Cortezee brings in fresh innocent young boys that will bend over backwards for him, always ensuring that the 'pathway to suck-cess' is open, and that we work our hardest to secure young 'talent' on long-term leashes. Sadly, a few of these young prospects have been lured away to richer climbs: Arse Wanger, commonly referred to as Bob', has tempted both Theodore Wallcock and Al OxLaid-ChamberSlave to Arse'n'all in recent years with his long dark rain coat and packet of sweets. Now that our Premier League status has been secured, Cortezee will do everything in his power to shackle these young boys to the club with handcuffs, whips, chains and, of course, fancy watches. The latest, Luke's Sure, since breaking the legal age of consent, has recently penned a 5 year deal and declared his love for the club's rich heritage of loving young people and Cortesee's special 'input'. With other hot youngsters rising, it is exciting times for the South Coast club with this tasty young crop developing into world (cock) beaters. It is happening. Beleeve. Ps. I love boys bums.

There was a chap on the radio last night who spent 10 months in a Peruvian nick because unbeknown to him, the lad he was travelling with was a mule. So conceivably one of these girls could be innocent. I don't buy the gunpoint story at all, tho'.

Got one at work in a generic inbox. A candidate fell foul of auto populate, and sent us a email that he intended to send to a girl he had been tupping the night before. The most memorable line was, " I am amazed that you managed to fit that much in your mouth". Needless to say I took great delight emailing the chap, enquiring if he would like us to forward the email on to the lady concerned.

Which might be why we have relatively lower unemployment.

Save them up for a mega post. Surely you can only get one ping per post. Simples

Didn't someone once say "The problem with arguing with an idiot is that they bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"

Well the creative writing classes seem to be working

The Missus is a glory hunter. Only interested in the JPT final and the Coventry promotion game.

Never got the trots in Egypt having been several times unlike Bali where it was like knocking the top off a fire hydrant

Being able to roam about all day as a kid without having a Parent or another CRB checked adult in tow. Parenting for boys used to follow the Line of "feed them, kick them out, feed them again when they turn up in the evening", everyday was an adventure

That is not true. Between 25% and 75% of base pay according to that article. Using a local example, Skandia. Their employee share scheme in which you can invest up to £250 month over 3 to 5 years will be paying out almost £100k next year to those who chose to invest the full amount over 5 years because the share price has done well. That can hardly be described as crap.

Is The_Dune the same as our old Dune? Their one seems more coherent than the one that posted on here.

If you haven't got an idea how good this chap is, how can you say he is better than our signing. You are not making sense.

Reads like he was pointing out palaces weaknesses to holloway - obviously touched a nerve. Silly to ban him unless he was abusive or racist.

Might be a good time to join the Frankie Boyle hunger strike relay.

I don't think people hate AL, it's just that he had a decidedly average season. For me me this year is pivotal, both AL and GR have to show they can deliver consistently at this level or unfortunately I think their time at Saints will come to an end. Its a shame because AL has been brilliant for us over the L1 and championship years, however life in the prem has a darwinian outlook and sadly your previous service will not be taken into account.

Best. Post. Ever. That is all.

Less of stripy, mack. That is not how we roll now.

Tis a slow week with the bear away outraging public decency in Ibiza, so should be fairly straight forward. Now see if you can do the same on the main board without MLG interupting your flow

There is nothing cheap about Santorini, plus rammed with old americans. Beautiful though, and fabulous wine.

You are going to have to top about 10 million people (assuming you are a more well to do scouser, otherwise it will be more like 50 miliion). I would start by bombing the big posh events, like polo and the henley regatta. Then a couple of night clubs up mayfair way. That should fix the top end of the succession list. Then start on rugby and cricket events and the the odd tennis tournament. Chelsea flower show would get a couple. That should get you up to about 9m in line.

I don't want the Europe we have today with increasing powers and money being wielded by the unelected and the unaacountable. I also don't want to pull up the draw bridge, block the tunnel and turn our back on Europe completely. What I would like to see is the reversal of a huge amount of the powers that have been appropriated by the EU and a return to a trading block. Lets collaborate to negociate with the US, Japan and China, but let us govern ourselves.