Badger

Won't be the same without a high % of WGS wigs and tam-a-shanters though.

Be sure to knock it over to us in 549 then. You can have our 'flotilla' of 16 red'n'white balloons by return.

holiday (as in the punk single)

That looks a good option,especially travelling from Glos ! Trains look to be fairly regular as well.

"...on me 'ed,son..."

Are you picking Glen Hoddle up from the airport,or is he making his own way there ?

Ranking alongside "small town in Scotland" as idiotic I'd say.

Made I laugh !! But will probably upset the pc lobby ! Not Bernard Manning reincarnated are you by any chance ?

PLUS : In one,mate.

Notice this : followed by : ..made I laugh. Looks like "TCWTB" is another great contribution the Saints Forum have made to internet vocabulary (to go with HCDAJFU).

scrubber

beatles

Good read, nice to hear it from Pardew. http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~2006044,00.html

Sweater (as in grubby,ill fitting on a fat bastard)

I had forgotten that particular claim to fame.

Agree that we should not become obsessed with songs about the skates.However it would not be a complete matchday experience without a couple of chorus of "my old man said be a pompey fan..." The added benefit being the second line will enhance the vocabulary of any primary school children by at least three words.

dog

White tuxedo ?

Mississipi

Must be Joey Barton's calming influence has rubbed off on them.

Cow. (to the pronunciation of "heffer" ie heifer , though thought his name was Hefner)

Mark Dennis, Paul Allen...

pure genius!

Probably my favourite stories about the real "Big Ron",are those my father told me of them being involved in a number of "lock ins" in a couple of pubs in and around Southampton in the 1960's.

"Big Ron" ? As much as I liked Ronnie Ekelund,it really is blasphemy to confuse the two of them! Joking aside, the two Ron(nie)s would have made an awesome strike force if they could have played together at their prime.Assisted by Messrs Sydenham and Paine of course.