Lord Duckhunter

You could say the same about a fat twat who has a heart attack, or a piss artist whose liver fails. Maybe someone driving at 5mph over the speed limit. I bet you wear a high viz jacket at work.

What if an asymptomatic Covid sufferer went out on his bike and fell off, in your judgmental world would he be allowed a bed?

Don’t be so ridiculous. A coup-sudden, violent, and illegal seizure of power from a government. Are you seriously trying to claim they were trying to seize power? Stop exaggerating, I’ve seen worse in Maidstone on a Sat night.

Exactly, it’s a simple remedy. Nobody on bikes unless cycling to work, nobody outside their house unless buying food or going to work. God forbid, I might trip over on my dog walk, bang my head and steal an icu bed from a Covid patient.

What a load of pony. Most people are perfectly capable of acting sensibly & have been. You seem to put yourself up on a pedestal, if only everybody was as selfless as you the virus wouldn’t stand a chance.

A load of red neck halfwits trying to get into the capitol building is not an “attempted coup”, however “violent” they were. At no stage was there any danger of power being seized from the legitimate Government.

“Attempted coup” . Lol

Correct. It comes to something when having different views means you’re just on a wind up & not a fan. I found his whole reaction OTT, particularly as someone posted a picture on his knees with the words “legend”. Firstly he’s not a legend in any sense in my eyes (only Lawrie & Ted hold that managerial honour) & secondly, I’d want a manager to win a game a bit more important than that to start blabbing. But, here’s the thing, it’s just an opinion. It doesn’t make me less or more of a fan, than anyone else.

With no crowd noise, surprised how loud Claude is, he’s really barking orders to his side.

Can you name a pundit on pretty much every game please. cheers

Our 1-0 win at Anfield was far more significant & dramatic than Monday, and it took us to only our 4th major final in our lifetime. Claude let his emotions go, but by the time of the after match interviews had composed himself. To be on your knees blubbing after a regular mid season game is embarrassing, no matter who you’ve beaten. Are this Liverpool that good that they deserve that honour. No, only an underdog or noddy club would think so. Is there anyone claiming they wouldn’t take the piss if the skates did it?

If only we had a black one armed lesbian transgender chick as an ex player. She’d be on pretty much every game.

Course the piss was taken. I suggest if lallana breaks down and starts crying if Brighton beat Liverpool, having spent all week fawning over Klopp the piss will be taken then as well.

What’s he going to do if we ever win anything? I presume everyone was happy with the way he hero worshipped Klopp all week and had tears in his eyes when being interviewed over 15 mins after the game. Anyone who says they wouldn’t have taken the piss out of Redknapp had he done similar for the skates is lying.

Embarrassing if you ask me, noddy club behaviour. Watford dicked them 3-0 last season in a far more meaningful game than yesterday, and Pearson didn’t start blubbing like a school girl. He was fawning over Klopp all build up, way too much respect shown. There’s no doubt he’s a good manager for us, but so were Poch & Koeman, but they wouldn’t be acting like they’d won something. Can you imagine the Pompey takeover thread had Adams or Redknapp acted like that when they won a game in the premiership.

Considering the side we ended the game with, that was an unbelievable result. Truly unbelievable. Tactically we were spot on, the nipper replacing OR was excellent and all the “senior” players were exceptional. The highlight was the nippers coming in/on and doing such a great job. They all put in a performance that will remain long in the memory. Ralph a bit cringey at the end, like a Klopp fan boy, but other than that a great evening.

That’s just not true. Poole is in tier 4 and last week there were 3 Covid patients in ICU. Unless there’s only 4 Covid beds that’s hardly “bursting at the seams”. I bet it’s the same in vast swathes of the country. Maybe they are locking down to stop it happening, but it’s not happening at the moment.

Ian Dury wrote “Spasticus Autisticus“ as a protest against the International year of the disabled, which he felt was patronising. Needless to say the BBC totally missed the point and banned the song. He also wanted to tour as “Spastic and the Autistics", but was talked out of it.

Media favourite Frank Lampard in danger of getting a right stuffing here.

The dog & duck.

Lol. What a load of old pony.

Thats the thin edge of the wedge, it’s horrendous film as this critic shows .I think it may have been Soggy reviewing it. AS I have told people a hundred thousand times, I have no time for hyperbole. And yet recently I stumbled across what must surely be the most sexist, racist, regressive, reprehensible and downright offensive movie ever made. It all began as I was dressing up as Danny Zuko for a morning TV re-enactment of the hit musical Grease, because that’s what real journalists do. As part of my exhaustive research for this role, I had stayed up the previous night to watch the movie for the 57th time and came to a very shocking and sickening realisation. Almost every scene, song, word and deed in the film would today result in a jail term, a law suit, a summary dismissal or, at the very least, a sternly worded change.org petition. Then in opening scene with Danny and Sandy frolicking on the beach we already have an assault in which he throws sand at her not once but twice — both times despite her clear objection. It is also a clear violation of the council by-laws for beach users. (In case you think I am joking, in Los Angeles where Grease was filmed it is genuinely against council laws to dig into a sand embankment or “disturb any rock”. It is also illegal to produce any “boisterous or unusual noise”, so it’s lucky that Sandy didn’t let Danny go all the way.) Then when school goes back and the star-crossed couple meet again, Danny is dismissive of Sandy in an attempt to look cool in front of his friends, which is a clear act of micro-aggression. In response, a confused and angry Sandy tells him he is not the Danny she used to know and she doesn’t like what he’s become. This is another micro-aggression known as “dead-naming”. And all this comes after a lengthy power ballad in which Danny’s friends urge him to share details about their sexual encounters — which is basically pre-internet revenge porn — or get her to hook them up with her friends, which is basically unpaid prostitution. They even ask if she “put up a fight”, which is actually genuinely worrying. Meanwhile Sandy’s friends want to know if he has a car, which suggests that at least the prostitution might be paid for in kind. More likely it is the corrosive social corruption of capitalist materialism. As the movie progresses things get even less progressive. In science class, a male student puts a live mouse in a female student’s handbag, which is a unique combination of both sexual harassment and animal abuse. Meanwhile, Rizzo is teased about her sexual history, which is a textbook example of slut-shaming To complicate matters, Rizzo then virgin-shames Sandra Dee — and, most cruelly of all, does so entirely in song. Meanwhile the boys are frantically using their shop class to build a car solely for the purpose of making a woman climax, which is both sexist and inefficient. And let’s not get started on Beauty School Dropout, which is an entire ballad of mansplaining delivered to a girl called Frenchy, whose name is slang for either a kiss or a condom. The movie’s climactic dance scene is supposedly all about the hand jive but in fact more suited to hand sanitiser. It is a frenzy of groping, girl-tossing and upskirting that would put most modern football teams to shame, culminating in a scene where the sleazy host clearly tries to use his dominant power position to coerce a vulnerable young woman into “trying out” for him. And at the very core of the motion picture, Sandy and Danny’s whole relationship is infused by sexual violence. Not only is there the sand-throwing incident but he tries to go the grope at a drive-in, which is technically sexual assault, and she slams the door on his erect penis, which is technically very painful. Then, in the final scene of all comes the ultimate sociopolitical atrocity. Danny has just traded in his leather jacket to become a varsity jock — the perfect combination of class elitism and toxic masculinity — when Sandy reappears with a Camel cigarette, a camel toe and a sudden desire to horse around. And so, with a wop-bop-a-loo-bop-a-lop-bam-boo — which is a cultural appropriation of the Italians, the Chinese and Little Richard — everybody lives happily ever after. The moral of the story is that all you have to do to solve life’s problems is take up smoking, dress like a hooker and put out. So there you have it: The most sexist, racist, homophobic, homoerotic, slut-shaming, virgin-shaming, disempowering and discriminatory movie ever made.

She also hammered Sunny Jim & The Welsh Windbag.

Which is probably why her first election as sitting PM she secured 144 majority as opposed to Boris’ 80 odd

Andrew Neils reputation was clearly damaged by not kidnapping the PM & subjecting him to a hostile interview. By taking no as an answer to his repeated requests to interview Boris, he showed all his bias for all to see. I remember when Robin Day’s heavies bundled Mrs T into a car and took her to a remote farmhouse for Robin to interview her. That’s what you call unbiased journalism, not Neil’s hard right pussy footing around.