Katalinic

Any photos or shall we just check their website?

Remember the time he "went to Milan" and tried to pass off photos of his hotel as his own...that someone then found he'd actually taken from the hotel's own website. Amateurish.

You'd have to be blind not to see that he is talented. Or stupid. The comparison with Martina is ludicrous.

Ze plane, boss, ze plane.

You would have thought that the discussion might have come up during the interview process.

He is looking increasingly out of his depth and the players are looking increasingly like they know it too.

Instant trolling.

To be fair they have improved in recent qualifiers so are only **** these days as opposed to Gibraltar****.

Wasn't it fairly well documented that we thought we had Roger Schmidt in the bag except at the last minute he was offered a fortune to go to China?

The ultimate white elephant

Quick look at their forum.."Remember when we were panicking that we would be a stepping stone to Barca for him". Loving it.

Just back. MP needs to find a formation to suit the players we have and not the other way around. Total lack of goal threat again - the football is just as boring as it was last season.

Not at all, thus the polite, muted welcome.

A trough?

And rightly so, we have no idea what his intentions are yet.

Alpine Toffee saying the club are being run like an Ellesmere Port brothel.

Well I enjoyed that, poor old Ron. Also enjoyed Everton fans mocking Lukaku's free kick only for him to score 3 seconds later.

That you are a consistently a massive bell?

We do appear to have appointed the same again - today was as bad as anything Puel served up. The football is awful and tactically MP got totally done today by Silva, it was obvious after 5 minutes. We must be the only team who play 5 in midfield and still manage to get overrun. Dreadful.

Sounds sensible from a business perspective.

Never mind that, did you get to the bottom of your sister's kitchen?

I'm not sure he even has a glass.

It would make far more sense. VVD lives in Winchester doesnt he so Farnborough more likely.

What is more bizarre is why Sam would go and play for a manager with no known coaching ability. You should have said something to him

He only signed a new 4 year contract last week. Not that it means anything!