Katalinic

I'm sure that the irony of you, the hissy fit champion of this forum, whining about whining will not be lost on 99.9% of posters.

Absolutely this - I wish I had been there at the unveiling.

The "routine" got boring when we were in League 1. Quite an odd individual really.

I don't need stats to see that he greatly improved our team shape and balance, which appears to be the general view. Genuinely am shocked you didn't think he made a difference. The problem with stats is that there aren't ones for looking comfortable on the ball, positional sense, tempo and awareness.

Totally disagree. We looked much better with him on the pitch - gave us much more balance and thought his passing and touch were decent.

It was a re-run of the WBA game from a few years back when Lukaku played for them - totally bullied our defence. Targett and Yoshida awful. Romeu looks good, the only positive really.

I can't stop laughing, just awful - imagine what Leeds fans are going to do as it's played.

Agreed. Our pre-match music is dreadful.

Maybe we offered to give him a longer deal but he only wanted 3 years.

Good interview - seems genuinely pleased to be here and very keen to make his mark.

Yes, what we want is more money going out than coming in, which is a far better model of sustainability (copyright Portsmouth FC)

Words fail me to be honest.

Looking at the Celtic forums it appears to be their view that VVD could play CDM very effectively.

Could have been 3 points but equally we could have lost - so on that basis a draw is about right. Lots to work on.

Get in!

Targett having a nightmare unfortunately. Really poor to concede effectively from our own corner, awful. Making Obertan look like Messi.

Can't argue with the scoreline at all. Defensively have looked dodgy - some awful clearance attempts and positioning. Would take a point now tbh.

Tomorrow midday.

We would be the same - weird decision by Bilic and the dildo twins to play the reserves/kids.

Hope we don't draw Kairat..anyone else fine.

The early goal meant the game was never going to be a classic - job done and done very well over the two legs.

I'd hate it if we tried to "modernise" it.

Some bloke was on local TV yesterday saying that he never suspected anything and that he and his wife regularly had dinner with Heath - so that clears that up, Heath couldn't have been a paedo as he never told his neighbours over canapes that he was interested in young boys.

Ajax equalise!

I wonder what Darren Powell's stats for Mr 50p Head clearances would have been.