Katalinic

Ah yes teamtalk 0898 12 11 78 from memory - spent hours on the work phone listening to reports of Petter Rudi (and most other Norwegian players it seemed) who were signing for us. If my company at the time had ever run a phone report of numbers dialled and the cost I would have been in serious s***.

Alun Armstrong from Stockport all but done and suddenly signed for Boro.

Would be better.

Joined the queue bang on 9 and still getting the calculating message.

And are Olympic games classed as full internationals?

Sounds hopefull want to see him at saints

I thought someone earlier had mentioned that he hadn't played in 75% of games? Very happy to be wrong about this - where is MLG?

I hope we have enough time to appeal should a work permit application be rejected (which technically it will be). Would be typical to finally get everything agreed and then miss the deadline.

Out injured for 6 months so not him.

Seems like there is an awful lot of smoke to this rumour for there not to be some truth in it. Desperately trying not to get too excited only to be disappointed.

Yes but my wife isn't that interested in knowing how I'd like to ruin Jessie J

Yeah Pele - big blue dancing pill about to come on stage maybe?

At least we know where Kanu has gone now.

Saw sh1t and wanted to die when Russell Brand appeared.

Or more likely Elton John.

Teignmouth if I'm not mistaken DD?

Is that Britannia or Emili Sande again?

Nuns!

Best thing so far - the angels have outdone the policewomen.

Salvation - are the Stone Roses next too much to hope for?

I never thought I'd be pleased to see the Spice Girls. Thanks a lot Russell Brand.

British music icons though, really?

I've tried to wipe the Russell Brand thing from my memory already.

This. I mean, One Direction FFS.

I dunno, I always get the impression she'd give an overly aggressive critique of my performance.