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So it's not in the rules then. In fact the opposite. The rules explicitly cover the situation where a player is regsitered at the club, is over 21 but is not included in the squad list. I'm talking about this year's rules, not 2010. If I'm wrong perhaps you can show me the rule.

Nope

That header was far too close to Banks.

Quick rule of thumb is that the directors manage the company and the chairman manages the directors. There are, however, different levels of chairman. Exec and non exec, and some are chairman and functional director. As far as Saints goes from what I can see, Kreuger is a straightforward chairman responsible to the shareholders to ensure that the directors are running the company in the correct way and in the shareholder's best interests. You will find that "professional chairmen" can often be chairman of several companies because it's a part-time role, whereas hands-on functional directors usually have a full-time job with one company. We have a finance director, a CEO and football director handling the day to day stuff.

That's a pretty bold statement. Where did you get that from?

No, of course not. Because that would be open to corruption.

You remind me of my gran. She used to hate the wrestling on tv. In fact she hated it so much she had to sit glued to the tv every Saturday afternoon just to remind herself how much she hated it.

Do you mean today?

Davis isn't our first reserve keeper.

And Chelsea are a goal up in the relegation six-pointer against Villa.

You forgot Mengistu. I'm sure that was just an oversight, and his present palatial lifestyle for 30 years under the personal protection of that pillar of human rights, Robert Mugabe, is entirely coincidental. When does his trial start?

I thought that was cork

That was Torquay.

But being outside the eurozone, outside the Shengen zone and outside the current refugee quota system, how has the present migrant crisis on mainland Europe affected the UK? And how would that have been different if we weren't EU members?

I heard that Didier Drogba's got a cousin.

Make sure that it can be locked up easily (shutters on the windows etc) that it hasn't got a garden, hasn't got a pool and has got a garage to lock a car up in.

The long term trend, Tim, is that the old are getting much much older. And there are a helluva lot more of them than there used to be. 30 years ago when the wrinklies pegged it, they passed their wealth on to their kids while they were still young enough to enjoy it. Nowadays most of the "kids" have retired by the time they inherit their parents wealth. It's got nowt to do with government policy. Personally I blame the NHS for keeping them all going for too long.

They have got enough coming in to cover their costs and then some. Just as long as they keep building another new supermarket in the car park every year.

I thought you were running around California sniffing VW exhausts and counting the fees.

to be fair, it isn't really only about gun ownership. It is about the psyche of the American people, or a very significant proportion of them, and their warped culture. There are many other countries with high levels of gun ownership, and high levels of violent crime and murder. One such country that I know very well is South Africa. Gun ownership is very high (myself included), and violent crimes are extremely common. But South Africans don't go round massacring kids in school. That privilege is reserved uniquely for the good 'ole yankees.

I'm sure their pro-bono lawyers advised them during the setting up of the Articles of the new Company to include all the safeguards they need in relation to potential new owners. After all, you do get what you pay for in life.

Did they all get a day off work to attend the protest?

Try e-mail player.support@streamamg.com

Fair enough. The internet is chock full of idiotic quotes by halfwits, I just wondered why you randomly chose to re-post that one on a football forum without making any comment.

He'd probably do a better job than Brenda