hutch

No you didn't. You said categorically, not allegedly, that she was a minor at 17 because the age of consent in the US is 18. That isn't true.

None of that is true, of course. But it makes a good story.

Has he actually been accused of breaking any law? His private life is his private life. He should not be made available, on demand, to assist people with their own civil damages lawsuits for compensation. If anybody brought any criminal charges against him I expect they would be answered.

cheese

I think if it was confined to the inside pages of a newspaper that you had to pay for, it would probably be OK. It's the fact that they've made it compulsory viewing for teenage schoolchildren and self-righteous old men that is not acceptable.

Hardly realistic, is it? I mean what would you do with 6 million transit vans with painter's ladders on the roof?

I wouldn't throw more money at trying to resurrect a £100 laptop.

It's like one of those "where were you when Kennedy was shot" moments. I can still remember exactly where I was when I saw the first one. Well you would as a 13 year old, wouldn't you?

Righto, so when will that be then?

That's surprisingly knowledgeable there, Bob. The result of much research?

Eat yer heart out William farkin Shakespeare. That should be straight onto next year's o-level syllabus.

Hey Colin, how about Neil? Would that do? Or, in your case, Kneel.

Senegal winner in the 93rd minute

invisible

"Same as usual, Mr. Pardew?" "Yes please" 4-0

Fantastic. 'Coz we all know what happens to teams when all their "best" players leave.

The six of us will all take points off one another. That's what makes it fun.

It has to be Lambert, but I'm surprised at only one mention for Rahdi Jaidi. Lest we forget, at that time our defence was absolutely woeful, particularly from set pieces. His signing took a while to come through, due I think to work permit issues, but once he arrived our defence was transformed, and that was the start of what it is today. I think, like Fonte, he also stepped down a league or two to join us (from Birmingham?) Th only thing against him was his age. It happens to us all.

Got 3 of their pebble back-up battery packs. Excellent, and useful for more than just topping up your phone on-the-go. I've used them for my tablet, portable 4G router, and a Raspberry Pi.

groundhog

Didn't the BBC have a predictor thing back in the days when we were chasing promotion?

Come on. bletch. Everybody knows you can't get a flight to Boston. East Midlands is the nearest airport.

Yeah but they're only eleven places off the play-offs

The Bearettes are a fickle bunch. You'll have to up your game considerably.

Yeah, that'll fix it.