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Definitely the biggest name in the squad. Even if you count the hyphens.

Where did Boruc go? I missed that.

Didn't stay long though, did he? He signed for Tranmere yesterday

Yeah, the useless to55er deliberately stopped us from getting involved that that clusterf*ck to sign Rojo, with gangsters, mafia and extradition lawyers.

Taught Spurs that we only let our players go to the top clubs. Manchester United. Liverpool. Arsenal. Hull City.

Or cheerleaders

I preferred the old days, when it was a bit of a feather in your cap to beat Manure.

To put things in context. if he stays with us Morgan will play against CL opponents a minimum of 9 times this season. If he was in a CL side he would play against CL opponents a minimum of 12 times. Not much in it, is there?

BBC is so dated these days, terrible smug organisation. It's actually sad to watch it's death throes, when you consider what a great organisation it once was.

The fact that Palace have their own on-site Sainsburys at Selhurst is in no way connected with them coming last, obviously.

It's not really the fact that they sit in the corner in a cold sweat, shaking with fear. Everybody is entitled to an opinion. It's the fact that they repeat the rubbish over and over and over...and over again ad nauseum. And then have the cheek to call any sensible person who can actually see things for what they are delusional. If they had any self respect whatsoever we'd never hear from them again on the forum. Some of the terms that have been used to describe the Club's board members and owner were downright disgraceful, and I'm surprised that the moderators and administrator allowed it to continue.

Are you saying they're NOT going to walk the league this year? I thought they were dead certs, what with Big Andy at the helm now. I expect that's just your beer talk. Neil will report the true story, how they were on top throughout the game, and would have won handsomely if it wasn't for that e-mail the ref received just before kick off.

I don't really believe, deep down, that the two deals were unconnected. But they are now. Well played that board.

Depends. They might have fined him four sets of tyres, or two gearboxes. Jesting aside, I suspect Lewis will benefit from this.

OK I'll give you Chambers, so make it one month since we last had a bad news story. Hardly a continuous flow.

What "bad news stories" have we had since Lovren's departure? That was more than two months ago.

Friday night. Pub time.

Well it is now

KLM from Birmingham to Amsterdam

December 6th. Put it in your diary.

Cancel all types of loan. That would reduce the bloated squads of the mega rich and put a few more decent players into the "just about affordable at a pinch" pool. And scrap the transfer windows. If a player's head moves to Liverpool in March he might as well take his feet with him. Both are doable and would in my opinion improve the competitiveness of the league.

Some of us might say that it was managed OK, and that we've ended up with a stronger team, and nobody has been disadvantaged.

He did spend quite a while blatantly lying about it as well, IIRC, during his "No, I'm Brett from Camden, honest" phase.

Panic. Alps needs to believe that he's not the only one crouching in the corner with his jumper pulled up over his head.