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Hope we don't mess that up or I'll be a trifle annoyed. We need to get his registration under custody soon.

I remember some arch-retard saying he was the worst player since Ali Dia.

Stats aren't pretty for Skates. Hope Luton don't regret only being one up.

Pretty sure it was a few divs. If it was lots of people then that simply shows there were lots of divs. In either case, the point is that anyone who understood football knew Mane was class and knows Mo has shown nothing of the sort.

Don't they like Redknapp anymore then?

Really? Only a few of the more special people on here ever said that about Mane. Most normal people knew he was class.

Take a pinch of Dixon Wrap him up in Speedie Add a touch of Pahars And a little bitty bit of Pedro Jacinto Elá Eyene

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Maehle. Right back.

The moustache and the trousers, probably.

Is that down Atherley?

I remember when David Hirst got a knee injury because his liver was growing down his leg, so it could be connected.

How do women have a technical advantage in bowls?

I think it's been known for a while that women are possibly better at ultra-distance running.

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That's just fashion. All the youth are wearing them.

#smokescreen

I'm not saying they are terrible, or even bad, or that the people involved aren't all very commendable. It was probably a poor choice of phrase. I just doubt they have the resources that some other places have.

Translated: Wes Tender, Verbal and Guided Missile are helmets.

Wasn't that a sort of "token" thing though? I think it would be more interesting for sports without a physical imbalance for everything to be mixed up.

200 ITK points incoming for me.

Has he got boner?

Working from home today so am watching the bowls on BBC2. It appears (you'd be forgiven some doubts from looking at one of them) to be the women's final. Anyway, why do you need separate women's and men's tournaments in a sport like bowls? Bowls, darts, snooker, shooting / archery etc. - surely it's a level-playing field? Obviously you can't have women competing with men in professional football, tennis, rugby etc. as they have no chance at all but with the likes of the above, I don't get why there are two distinct tours (and obviously if there are distinct tours then there ought to be about 24, to respect all the genders).

TBF, I wouldn't over-endow the Channel Islands authorities with competence or capacity. These are very small, sleepy, slightly odd places. That said, I very much doubt he is living off barbequed puffin in a hut on Burhou and do suspect the authorities have better uses of their time than fielding calls from well-meaning idiots. If by some miracle, they did make it to the island, find a fresh water source and heat themselves up sufficiently to survive, I'm pretty sure they would have come out and waved their arms at passing search aircraft.