benjii

Well played, excellent move.

What do you mean, mate?

What do you mean?

Goanna be a long night. Goa-way!

Seriously, **** off, you **** flap.

"we're looking forward to him forming a partnership with his international team-mate, Virgil Van Dijk".

Just seen Arrigo Sachhi in Eastleigh Domino's.

How **** must we think Vestergaard and Bednarek are? They only cost £23m though, so never mind.

1 win in 14 league games. 5 in 44. Pretty sure we're quite ****e.

1 in 14.

5 in 44.

Did he?

Yes, we could just about throw a tap. Hahahaha111!

Austin is ****ing terrible, mate.

Austin's gut is busted after 3 mins.

West Brom away last season? When you've won 5 in 43 you don't have much to choose from though!

It's a bit early to rekindle the Rostov Conjecture but if that's the sort of game you want then you leave me no choice but to see you at Bond Street.

I forgot about Obafemi.

I'd keep Gabbiadini on the right. His performance against Watford was his best since the League Cup final. If Ings isn't fit then Long or Gallagher upfront. We can't afford to play with 10 men away from home so it's the bench for Austin. I'd play Armstrong behind the forward and Redmond on the left, again, like the Watford match.

Different type of intelligence.

No, not necessarily. You're having a 'mare.

That's what we did in our last match.

She's a munter FFS.

Al-Tenderi's Chocolate Homunculus.