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Worst player since Ali Dia.

So, basically, he's got no money or intelligible strategy. Great stuff.

Those ones that crimp the paper so it tears too easily. Very annoying.

Don't get me wrong, I like girls and I like football. I also like elephants. Interesting animals. Wouldn't watch them on the TV trying to play football though.

Van Dyke?

Couldn't care less.

Another driving one: - those absolute tools that move over to the right before turning left, or vice versa. Just turn the ****ing wheel properly you dumb-ass.

BBC Breakfast is a fair shout. Watched it for the first time in ages a while ago and concluded it must be aimed at children and/or mentally challenged.

Will get completely overrun in midfield, give the ball away cheaply and concede loads of goals. Like this season.

Do we call "press conferences" when we sign a player? Is Terry Hurlock going to jump out the back of a Transit and give The Echo an exclusive?

There's an Under 12s player called Harrison Harris-Harrison and Gabbana.

I, for one, never begrudged Kayne McLaggon his move to Salisbury City.

Is it pronounced - Chay - Shay - Que - Chee - C - K - Mickey ?

I've got a chant: Oooohhh, Mousa Djenepo Oooohhh, Mousa Djenepo What do you think, Saints fans?

I've just seen him in Hedge End McDonald's.

Sounds fairly accurate to me. Pretty sure Koeman wanted Pelle, Tadic, Aldeweireld etc.

You're supposed to have a picture of a hanging lantern if you're doling out token Ramadan Kareems or Eid Mubaraks. #amateur

Corbyn = knob. Trump = knob.

On route Mischeeevious

Yeah, I use Chrome on my phone. It's fine

It's quite common. There are quite a few celebrity death pools, I think. It's like Fantasy Football League.

#letsgaowild

He enjoys the homo-erotic potential of a strong-man with small hands.

And wants to punch anyone who sings near him at the football. Seems like a troubled character.

It's weird isn't it. If you follow dense-as-**** people on Twitter, you're going to read some carp. No need to get worked up by it. Choose not to parlay with them. But Gao comes in, says two sentences, struggles to raise the money, does very odd sponsorship deal, has a colourful history, and people want to give him the benefit of the doubt.