benjii

****ing Visigoths, letting the Moors in.

I like the bit in the middle where he gets 10 years older and changes his appearance.

What do you mean "virtue signalling"? That doesn't make much sense in the context you have used it. Is this something you have read recently but don't quite get?

Why? Of all the reasons to boo a player, being unprofessional, disrespectful and disruptive is one of the better ones. It's a much better reason than just playing ****, which is the commonest reason people get booed.

I've wondered about this. Maybe Yoshida has indicated a desire to move on - perhaps closer to "home". It would make his contract situation and the long-term view on Bednarek more understandable.

He won't be playing alongside Schneiderlin, he'll be walking around in the same space Rooney will be trying to play in.

Probably because he's a better defender.

A lot of the players certainly didn't like Puel and the morale of the team suffered as a result. I doubt anyone deliberately sabotaged performances though.

Stephens is way over rated by some on here.

Ahh, I got the sentence count wrong!

*Sour Mash to reply with a one sentence non-sequitur lesson in empty rhetoric*

I'm afraid to say, we did not beat Swansea.

This is correct. Both are good players to have in the squad and about as good as we can realistically hope for as third choice or occasional starter. Clearly, as a pair, they are a big downgrade on the partnerships we have had for the last three seasons though.

That price is retarded. In the current market and selling to loadsa-money chavs like Chelsea we'd want at least £30m.

Here's Harrison Ford to act as a counter balance.

I'm afraid these munters are an inevitable fact of living in a modern city.

Because when we play a better team than a bottom-third dweller like Swansea you will see how dodgy we are at the back!

Take Mane away and they really are a pretty average team.

Yeah, it was announced yesterday mate.

I dunno. Franny's daughter?

Let's hope they don't increase the number of "Cat A" matches. #fuming.

Absolutely right.

That makes him 22 and a half so I'm not sure why you think he qualifies as U21 - assuming you're talking about Premier League squads?

I shouldn't but this bit sounds like a script line from a Cohen brothers film or something.

You should definitely make some vigorous complaints. Maybe you could start one of those parliamentary petitions?