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Don't know. Commentators didn't know anything about it until the substitution happened. Hope he's alright. Walsall winning = good news!

Guly injured apparently... Gobern on.

Connolly is arguably our best attacker when fit.

Two nil!!!!!!!!

"Good news.. a goal for Bournemouth". I think you'll find that is entirely indifferent news.

I'm sure they will be. Poyet is clearly a bad loser and won't want to be beaten at home by the 2nd and third placed teams. Deppo's earlier point about them wanting to carry some momentum into next season must also be a good one.

Followed by "Your support is ****ing ****...."

Damn and blast his gaylord powderpuff shooting.

Yessss!!!!!!!!!!!

"There's only one Markus Liebherr.....!"

Blimey... that's three headers from crosses we've won already.... stick one in the onion sack lads! Encouraging that Lallana and Harding seem to be finding plenty of space down the left.

Sounds like we're singing E-I-E-I-E-I-O.... how embarrassing!

Sounded like a good move. COYR.

Butterfield, Dickson, Seaborne, Stephens, Forte etc.. could all be in on Monday... Richardson, Jaidi, Harding, Chappers, Connolly, come on lads - do it for us today!

Women don't like seeing better looking women do well for themselves. Fact.

I don't think so. For millions of viewers, the stand out part of yesterday would have been the sexual deliciousness of our new royals and I think it merits heartfelt comment.

Don't be a prat. There are more important issues than winding up fellow obsessives.

Well, according to the Beeb earlier, Harry, his missus and Eugenie were back at the Goring last night so I wouldn't say a massive sex festival was out of the question.

Haven't seen those. I am dipping casually into this thread from time to time.

Yes, indeed. MLT must be one of the best strikers of a football ever. In terms of his ability to casually stroke the ball into the top corner from 30 yards with little space or thinking time only Lambert, of our current players, has a similar ability (but several degrees lower, of course).

****ing brilliant. She has that dirty glint in her eye too, like Amanda Knox. I would love to lick it.

That's not funny. Are you ok?

No, I'm saying Matty is the only Saints player I have personally seen with the same level of technique and natural skill.

Yes, I think it might have been. I am oft amused by leftists' retreat to measuring value in nowt but £, however, when it suits them. How uber-capitalist. What is the net £ benefit to society of giving unemployed people money? What is the net £ benefit to society of assisting disabled people? Surely it would be better to just take them to the country somewhere quiet and let them get on with it... out of sight out of mind, and what's more - we would save some ££££!!! It's all about the £££. These are simple economic transactions, after all. Nothing to do with transcendent values; nothing to do with social cohesion. £ £ £

If you can't see the obvious logical fallacy of that stupid beer/coffee poster you are too stupid to be entrusted with any sort of vote other than "rusk or rattle".