benjii

Recent poor results?

Doubt it.

If he breaks his leg will you think it was karma?

I've already done a variation on that one. Sorry.

Quite right - ask any animal and they will tell you they would rather be killed for food than for fun.

http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/self-inflicted-soccer-injury/1j4bqkxhe?from=video_module&ocid=today

She should've claimed it was quicker then it might have been more believable.

So, the conclusion is that there are a multitude of differences, is that right? Can we do one of these threads for each team? It will be interesting. Really interesting.

I think the point Alpine is making is that previous results are a predictive guide yet an absolute indicator of nothing. Which is ironic when you see how he carries on.

You can all count yourselves lucky Mary Bajhouse wasn't there or you'd have been in trouble. PS - how long until Dubai Phil comes on and pretends that he likes being called the Elephant Man because he has a massive schlong! (Or am I thinking of the one who lives in America?)

Good point. If only we would aim for mid-table we'd probably get promoted.

Zoltan Growbag.

What a ****. (Not you, Trousers).

Cool, that would be nice thanks.

Who? Is he the annoying tit that always grins like he's shat himself on those physics programmes?

Might be worth putting a link to that on a Pompey forum. Just for their information. To be helpful.

If you had the personality and wit of a woodlouse?

I prefer this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlqCCDh9XT0

This thread needs to be locked before someone has the idea of starting one which is based around footballers names which sound a bit like they are related to homosexuality (apart from Michael Gash - not really sure what I was thinking of? A man gash I suppose) and bears the title of a man who has made an entire career out of making puns and comedy from puns related to homosexuality and who is a homosexual. If that were to happen it would be a sure sign that this forum is a haven for the gay haters.

Great, more homphobia. Just what this forum needs.

Mine was brilliant but Mary Bajhouse ruined everything.

Right, that's more than enough fun. Can some ejit lock this please?

I've got snow idea.

By the way, this is not a homophobic thread (on the offchance you happen to be a homosexual).

Robert Primrose Wilson