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They will have 8 players under permanent contract come the summer. Just the 12-15 recruits needed for next year's squad then.

I'll be there on Gold Cup day. I have no idea who is going to win that one though! Very open.

Seen that before. Quality.

That is nuts. Makes the 3 inch jump I made out of a plank of wood and a brick when I was about 12 look a bit ****e.

Um. I think I had a dream a bit like that once.

"Cosimo Sarli in reservus prolifico est"

I heard that each player has been sent a personal video-gram from the CEO of the Allied Bank of the Fly-Ing-Peeg province of East Timor apologising for the unprecedented error.

Indeed. If we don't go up we will raise the best part of £20m of player sales in the summer. That is a ridiculous amount for a club in the third tier to raise. We will be favourites for promotion next season.

It's no aggravation at all. Cortese runs everything. They just own the holding company.

Haha. Adkins out!

I like these: Ad astra per aspera To the stars through difficulty Crudelius est quam mori semper timere mortem It is more cruel to fear death all the time than to die De inimico non loquaris sed cogites Don't wish ill for your enemy; plan it Me oportet propter praeceptum te nocere I'm going to have to hurt you on principle Post proelia praemia After battles come rewards Ubi concordia, ibi victoria Where there is unity, there is victory (someone probably already has this one) and of course: Clamo, clamatis, omnes clamamus pro glace lactis I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream.

Apparently Portsmouth's is not: Accipere quam facere praestat injuriam

In the teenie-tiny eventuality that they go pop it will surely be bad news for us. I'm not sure how the other promotion contenders have got on but we have taken 6 points from them with a net goal difference of +7 so I doubt anyone has bettered that.

Censorship is silly. It helps loonies to avoid identification.

It means "garden".

My goodness! That last one can't be real?!

Ok... got caught by surprise a little at 1:16.

It's Japanese - no explanation needed.

Not me. I just spend my day mooching around depressed town centres in track suit bottoms and tight t-shirts with food stains on them doing surveys.

Haha. That is rather queer.

Only 52%? That's mental. Substitute "Muslim" for just about any group you can think of and I would be astounded if many get less than 52%. Here are some starters for ten: Gypos Unemployed Single parents People who like sailing Fatties The Crazy World of Arthur Brown

Indeed. He got the assist for the first goal and played pretty well. Barnard does look to be in pretty lethal form though and wins us a lot of free kicks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1PsPzCWboE

I will be getting the train from London. Fact.

I think we should play Fonte upfront as he is mobile and has scored four goals this season. Connolly hasn't scored any so we should put him in at centre back instead. Morgan must play in goal.