benjii

Nah, we need to win some games. We won't stay up with a bunch of draws and we will run out of games where we can get a win if we don't start winning soon. Important to win this one to build on recent momentum (Grimsby aside).

Looking at that, I would say we need to be targeting 12 points from the 6 home games (realistically, from the next 5 to avoid a pant-shitting final day against the scousers) and avoid defeat against WHU and Forest, ideally winning one of them. That gives us 36 - 38 points so another draw or win on top of that should do it. Home form is key though, to keep momentum and positivity. The Brentford game is massive. A win would really build on the last couple of results and suddenly give us a reasonable shot.

Nathan Fucking Jones, FFS, WTF! Mental. FFS! It didn't have to be like this!

One of our best 45 mins of the season and we really should have scored a couple. Walcott having a 'mare on the ball. Get Stuart Armstrong on at half time. Also, we should be winding up Martinez as much as possible.

Conversely, if we are going to win (fingers crossed we do), then winning by 1,000,0000,00,0,0,0,0000 goals would be a bonus as we would have the best GD.

Elyounoussi is utterly utter dogshit. I can't believe we've put him on playing in that advanced position when Sulemana, Walcott, Armstrong... could have played there. We'll barely muster an attack now.

KWP - ABK - Salisu - Perraud - - - - JWP - - - Lavia - - - - Stu/Theo --- Che---Sulemana - - - - - - Paul O- - - - - - Alcaraz on for Che if that's not working or when Tall Paul gets tired.

Would have been good to have Cortese around driving the standards, seeing as they actually seem to have some cash. Instead we have Mr LinkedIn and Mediocre Martin.

Has anyone been to their Southampton training campus recently? I joke, of course. The broader point is that this club has been a rotten mess for several years now.

Twat.

Walcott is better FFS. Redmond is many times better. We signed Orsic and he can't get in the team ahead of this guy?! 🤣 Fuck me!

Commentator today said we've lost 14 of our last 19 league matches. That's truly shite.

It was terrible by both. HTH.

Runs a pub in Marbella with Cosimo Sarli.

Reminds me of that photo of Lukaku in some age group. About a foot taller than everyone else.

Sad.

I'd play AMN on the right, in front of KWP, and Stu on the left. Also, shout out to Walcott for his cameo on Saturday. I thought he looked sharper than usual.

Stu on the left. AMN in front of KWP on the right.

Get in there. Glad to see the motivational thread work. P.s. Moi is terrible, though.

KWP dropped?!

Moi. Bednarek. No KWP. Out, out, out!!!

Completely illogical. If he kept us up from this position he would be a legend and would rightfully be kept on. You think we'd sack him and bring Carrick in?

I don't know.

I think we're at the point where no one really expects us to stay up, so if we are going to back him into next season then he's got a bit of a free hit. I just want to see ssomeone demonstrate the ability to impose an attractive and organised style on the team and get our best players doing what they do best. Not being a massive twat would also be a big bonus. I think we all know that Salisu, ABK, KWP, Lavia and JWP will be off in the summer but if we keep the rest of the core squad then next season could be pretty fun if he can create a positive environment. I'm intrigued by what will happen with the new signings - if we have Tall Paul, Sulemana, Orsic and Alcaraz in the Champ then we should be able to enjoy ourselves!

What about the Celtic manager? He's got the same name as a woman from the 1980s (first name) but he's doing well.