benjii

So, basically, it was the "scousers'" fault.

Does he have a ginger beard though?

Why are Brett and Turkiye so worried about getting banged up? Hard drive?

I'd get it looked at, if I were you.

To be fair, Smallbone and Stephens are better than average in their positions in the Championship. Bazunu is probably the worst in his position.

They broke the laws and managed 32 points. They were extremely lucky to stay up, and if they'd gone down they would probably have imploded.

Clingfilm.

Good idea. Let's sign 22 players.

I don't WANT to, but I can't see that he stays and, frankly, he'd be an idiot to stay.

In case there's something riding on the last game of the season.

Ramsdale (please....) Suga, Bree, Edwards, Wood, Stephens, Wellington, French lad, Taylor (if he's keen). Sign one more CB. Ideally try to improve at RB too. Downes, Charles, sign a defensive CM with pace and height and an attacking CM that's mint. Robinson, Armstrong, Sulemana, Edozie, Stewart, Archer, plus sign another striker. Fernandes, Dibling, THB, Janny B, Manning, KWP, Fraser, Aribo, Smallbone, ABK, BBD.... thank you and goodbye.

BBD's attempted back-heel at Bournemouth was the final straw for me.

Two!

Sounds like controversy at Old Trafford.

Thief.

Stewart's goal guarantees a share of the Golden Glove for the Forest keeper. #benjii'sbignews

Trying to Cruyff turn them?

Smart D.

Yeah, but when he gets the ball in a decent position there is rarely anyone up with him.

It's a marathon not a sprint.

Stonewall? What is that supposed to mean?

Suspicious gait.

Imagine the Saints promo socials if we'd signed Stefan Kuntz.

Hysterical tart.

Might watch it for the lolz.