benjii

Anyone who donates £50,000 or more could nominate a school where the kids all get season tickets for life or something similar.

Don't joke. Seriously, it's not worth the risk. Unless the chap interviewing you is a right "geezer" and has already struck up a conversation with you about the footy etc... just don't bother. Especially to a panel, which is bound to contain a mix of personalities. Also, don't feel tempted to fill silences (which I suspect is what you mean by the tendency to crack a gag). Answer any questions concisely and with certainty (even if you are not certain) and then shut up and await the next one. Remeber, you have already passed at least one hurdle to get there (I presume). They want to hear what you have to say.

Daily Mail says Pulis tried to head-butt him.

Minty is Rupert Lowe!!!

Can we please stick to the important things such as how to calculate the present value of a points penalty (deduct it from total)? Much more important than the structure of space time. This thread has actually raised an interesting question out of the pro rata school of thought, which is this: If the League season is actually truncated (ie a team ceases to exist -possible if, for example, they have unserviceable short-term liabilities, a succession of owners without funds to invest, a convoluted ownership structure and debts to the treasury - ), would the penalty be reduced on a pro rata basis to reflect the fewer number of matches? I suspect not but in principle, it should be.

Yes, it's clearly true to say that a 10 point penalty applied over 1,000,000,000,000 games is not a problem whereas a 10 point penalty applied over 2 games is a disaster. Don't think anyone would argue with that! The point is that I am assessing how we have done so far. We have done the 6th best. How do I know this? I added 10 on to our total and found out that we had scored 32 points which only five teams have bettered. Then, the pro rata fella said: Pro-rata we are on 27.65 points, in 11th place just below Millwall... That is of no use to man nor beast.

http://www.upthesaddlers.com/bb/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=32781 What a tw @.

Your concept is misguided, although I admire your efforts! To see how we have performed so far (the point of this thread) you add 10 points on. It really is as simple as that. The 10 points are a brute fact. At any given stage in the season our total will be 10 points less than the acummulated points won so far by the team. "Pro rata" is a complete and utter nonsense in terms of informative value.

Touch him in his bathroom?

Robinson James Foster Brown Johnson Cole Bridge Terry Ferdinand Upson Lampard Gerrard Beckham J Cole Barry Lennon Milner Carrick (Hargreaves instead if fit) Walcott Rooney Heskey Defoe + whichever striker's in top form at the time if no one is, then Crouch. To line up: ---------------Robinson------------- Johnson---Terry---Ferdinand---Cole ----------------Barry---------------- -------Gerrard-------------Lampard-- --Rooney-----------------------Cole ----------------Heskey--------------- With Cole and Rooney moving around a lot.

If Storrie is put on gardening leave to concentrate on his defence will Mrs Storrie punch Al-Faraj?

Buy a train ticket to Soton Central - there will be a replacement bus = sorted!

She is such a fox.

Get the rail replacement bus to Soton Central. Seems the obvious solution?!

We really have been very fortunate that things have turned out like this. I am extremely happy with everything at Saints at the moment - it's such a nice feeling.

"Condoms R safe", "Eat 5 a day", "Live a lot (drink a little)" Dear oh dear! Thanks for the photos. Looks a bit grim oop there.

It's certainly not a patch on The Duke of Argyle's post-hunt conversationalist evenings.

It was the PLC Annual Report in the Chairman's Message section. Haha, what a complete pillock.

I had a look at Twitter once. What a massive piece of ****. Sums up quite nicely the depressing state of public discourse. What a brain dead consumptive bore-hole.

No, that's wrong. HT ****le burger.

No they didn't. We exceeded our agreed borrowing limit and had no choice but to appoint administrators. We must have known we would exceed our agreed limit but had banked (no pun intended) on receiving a temporary extension.

What a bizarre way to think about it. It's quite simple. You add 10 points on. That is the amount of points we have won. The amount we have won is the 6th highest.

Isn't cunnilingus illegal in Utah?

"Bale the defender" left too soon. "Bale the attacking full-back" is potentially a world class player, but "Bale the defender" is not Prem standard.

What? :confused: