benjii

I know I'm going to get shot down in flames and called an "ITK ****" or whatever but seriously hear me out... Saints will be holding a testimonial for Mark Fry as our first pre-season friendly of 2009-2010. FACT!!! It will be a Boardroom Legends XI (Wilde, Hone, Dulieu, Lowe, Cowan, Askham, Richards, Oldknow, Crouch, Windor-Clive, Withers), managed by Lawrie McMenemy v The New Board (Allen, Souness, Ambani, Branson, Frost, Davies, Salz, Fat Barry, David Beckham, Captain of the Hants U-16 Cricket Team, Bo Selecta) managed by David Platt and Des Walker. In the interests of continuity the match will be reffed by David Jones.

Des Walker and David Platt management team it is then. Fact.

"Please have a hysterectomy as soon as possible" I bet whoever wrote that posts on here!

What happens if you **** on some ****?

My mate's girlfriend has been for a drink with Quentin Tarantino.

I'd like to hear a bit more about van der Waals from certain quarters!

A wise man once said: “When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago” Just be patient....

Do put a sock in it. Just for once FFS. FFFS. FFFFS. Shut up.

No, I really don't think we do. All you will get is a load of nudge-nudge wink-wink ******** that is completely unfalsifiable or unverifiable from the usual suspects. No thanks.

Yep.

Paul Allen.

Fry doesn't "pick" anyone. He can't compel the creditors to accept or decline anyone. If they want they can wind the PLC up or they can do a deal with someone. Who that is is up to them. Fry's duty is to run the PLC in the meantime and search for a resolution acceptable to the creditors.

What, you mean if Clarke Carlyle had wlaked up to him in the street and nutted him? Yes. I can confirm that is not what happened though. Good pic though. Reminds me of Terry Butcher.

Or perhaps his gums were pulled down over his teeth?

So maybe he couldn't find them?

I didn't.

More importantly, I'm playing there soon!

It wasn't a dog it was a werewolf, you mong.

Agreed.

Me too.

Of course, I agree. However, if you read the OP again it does sound as though he/she is more upset by the smoking for some reason.

Absolutely - would like to see James get a go aswell in midfield next year. Holmes on the left, McClaggon, Thomson etc. battling for a place... think our midfield could be fairly strong.

No thanks, most of them are ****-holes full of disgusting people.

Get well soon Paul.

Well I expect he puts him in the 1% that don't desevre it then.