Dark Munster

Not really, don’t forget about Norwich.

Lol! The songs for him write themselves if he signs for a UK team. If he ever does he'd be well-advised to follow in the footsteps of the players who go by their first names.

Going above walking pace was not his forte at Saints.

Bodø is my favourite team in the CL, they are doing brilliantly. Glimt is my second favourite team, also doing equally brilliantly.

Larinnnnnn!

Saka will probably be rested. I hope.

Puel out!!!!!!

Pah! Three games at Wembley? That means he's given up on the autos.

Claude Puel was a decent manager who did extraordinarily well with a squad stripped of some of the best players, and should never have been sacked.

I didn't say I expected more, I would've happily settled for 3-1 before the match. I was simply replying to the poster who said 6-0 would still only have been three points, and I pointed out that's true but it would be extra goal difference.

Two words: goal difference. But yes, 3 points is the main thing.

Two forward slashes if you look carefully!

Read my post again. Even in matches that don’t have unnecessary stoppages (like feigned injuries) the time the ball is in play is less than 90 minutes.

Agreed, but 45 minutes per half is too long. Have the clock set a bit shorter, since actual ball in play is shorter than that (ignoring unnecessary stoppages).

Should be a period at the end of ”off”.

I think you answered your own question there.

Same as us then.

Is it too much to hope for a mass brawl, 10 players sent off, and both clubs deducted 3 points?

He can't do that, it's past their bedtime.

It's a load of bollocks. Unless we finish 8th next season, in which case I'm all for it. No seriously, keep it as is with 3 to 6 in the playoffs, but reward the higher finishers by having 5th at home to 6th in a one match eliminator (extra time and penalties if necessary). Winner plays similar one-off away in next round against 4th, and winner of that plays 3rd at Wembley. Simples. Won't happen of course, far too logical and fair.

Not to mention replacing that clown of a goalkeeper who is now thankfully at Stoke (albeit for not long enough), and playing 4 at the back. In fairness, who could've seen that that was what we needed from the start of the season? (Apart from about 30,000 Saints fans.)

Kick off is actually at 12:31 so you have extra minute if that helps.

Alfie House confirmed it on The Total Saints Podcast a month or so ago.

Alfie House confirmed what many of us suspected (from the continuing cluster of manager and player recruitments), that Fraud Ankersen remains Gullible Dragan's chief football advisor.