Dark Munster

Probably bought a mansion and is now lounging on the beach on some tropical paradise island from all the money he made from his DJT investment.

I think we should've brought in an experienced front/target man as a back up. Easy to say in hindsight of course, and not many could've predicted it. Apart from about 50,000 of us Saints fans.

An FA investigation coming up?

Time running out for Mubama to get his hat trick

... a hattrick.

He didn’t think it was the best, he hated it apparently!

Except in the League Cup against West Ham.

Another (positive) way to look at it is we were 4 points behind 23 teams at the beginning of the season, we are now only 4 or more points behind 2 teams (5 and 7 points), one of which we easily beat and will probably finish ahead of.

Cheer up, there is a massive positive, Rasmus is no longer involved (allegedly).

If Ramsdale comes in while Peretz is out.... Long: "You promised I'd be number two, why is Aaron playing instead of me?" Tonda: "Don't worry, you're still number two, Aaron is the new number one."

We’re victims of excessive punishment for a minor infraction.

Theirs didn’t come with a Rasmus.

Billionaire owner?

That's a concept completely alien to Russel Martin.

Cheers, at least we know who to blame. 👍

Glen and Steve on holiday?

R.I.P. Richard. He was a Chelsea fan in real life, BTW.

Maybe, but surely he's the worst pound for pound ... almost £20 million in 2018 money. Compared to about £7 million in today's money for Downs. No contest IMHO.

I'll see your Damions Downs, and raise you....

I reckon Wolves will be up there.

Well apparently not. I can't fathom letting him go with no replacement. If Larin gets injured we're f**ked. I know CA isn't the same type of player but at least we'd have him and Mubama as options.

3 points this season as well!

Ah, that explains why it's a bit restrained. The Mango Mussolini is much worse now!

Not sure who this author is, but it's poetry.