Dark Munster

Actually the weather in Florida is awful, unless you like oppressive heat and crushing humidity. Not to mention bugs the size of bats. San Diego has great weather most of the year. One of the reasons I moved here donkeys years ago!

Will those beans help him grow taller?

😉 I'm glad my subtle joke didn't go waste!

I’d prefer we keep Paul. Like AA, he has a good record against non-PL defenses. We can’t rely on Stewart staying fit, and need another target man. I reckon he would be big for us in the championship.

I only watched the last 10 minutes. Appalling. I'm glad I missed the previous 80 minutes. Southgate out!!

Yes, the idiots who hired him.

That's the good news. The bad news is I heard a rumour that your club is considering hiring Rasmus Ankersen as Director of Football.

The first thing Lowe did when he came back was to sack a perfectly good manager in Pearson (appointed by Wilde, so he couldn't have that), and replace him with the "revolutionary new coaching set up" consisting of two non-league level jokers. He then took us into administration a few days after the cut off date ensuring the 10 point deduction would apply the next season in L1, rather than a few days earlier which have made the points deduction not carry over (we were going down anyway).

Russel Martin has gone, so hopefully we'll actually do some running instead.

Even better, forcing them to take Rasmus "If it ain't broke consider breaking it" Ankersen off our hands. No points deduction necessary with that penalty.

White smoke now. Decision imminent.

Wow, we’ve had a lot of gingers! Another record for Saints?

Why is that a shame? I'm glad Saints will be competing with the likes of Ipswich and Leicester next season for automatic promotion rather than Spurs and/or Man. Utd.

MLG? Nope, sorry.

Why was Organ dropped from the team? He couldn't do any worse than Middleton, and can bowl a bit as well.

Sorry Mack, we currently have bigger fish to fry.

... what?

Except they won't get relegated, and will get rewarded with a first choice draft pick. Sometimes I envy that aspect of American sports.

Too late unfortunately. I heard Watford have beaten us to him.

Too much of a gamble, I'd say. Working wonders on a shoestring budget is to be applauded, but doesn't mean you can handle a bigger club with different challenges.

I've said it before, simply use feet only in determining offside. Nothing is perfect, but by having just one part of the bodies to compare simplifies things. Perhaps they could even put chips in boots and technology to determine which boots is in front. They use skates (only) in the ice hockey version of offside (you can only enter the attacking zone if the puck enters before your skates). So if anyone says that footballers score with other parts of their bodies apart from feet, so all those should be considered for offside, when was the last time you saw a hockey player score with his skates? It works well for that sport so maybe they should try it in football. There will always be marginal calls, so make the line thick enough to give the benefit of the doubt to the attacker, and give VAR 30 seconds maximum to rule the goal offside.

So I hear Man. City are having a terrible season. And they could well end up finishing second and winning the FA Cup. If we had a season like that our unborn great grand kids will be talking about it years from now. No one is going to be talking about our season years from now. Oh, wait

I looked it up. Yes, he indeed used to be a coach at Wolfsburg!