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Sounds good. HCDAJFQPR

Or this one.

Indeed. They are playing russian roulette with the gk situation. We've been lucky for 22 PL matches, and I think they are hoping for the same over the remaining 16 PL (and cup) matches. If they don't get a dcent gk cover and FF gets a serious injury the season could go up in smoke. To a lesser extent, similarly with Pelle.

Yes, but they probably wouldn't trust us to declare him fit before the tournament ends.

If everyone's fit...

Yes and no. Our midfield and defence is second to none IMHO. We do lack depth in centre forward and goalkeeping, the 2 positions I still hope the club will strengthen this window.

Admit it. You've been waiting 5 years to say that.

Yes, I was thinking of him too, but our midfield is pretty well stacked as it is.

If they lend us Agüero for the rest of the season we could have an outside chance.

Agreed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z4g_WvqN9s

I'm a little slow. But I do get there in the end.

I'm beginning to hate Spurs.

Thanks. So many posters here go on about our depleted squad, but neglect to mention that Nouveau Château United are equally crocked.

Well, according to rule Rule 6.6.3 it looks like you're technically wrong.

I don't think we can afford that.

Unless we can recall Boruc in an emergency (and I don't think we can) I think a decent back-up GK is essential this window. Along with a striker.

I think you are over-estimating the Geordies. They are more crocked than we are. http://www.sportinglife.com/football/live/match-preview/313602/newcastle-united-v-southampton Midfielders Mehdi Abeid (foot), Siem de Jong and Gabriel Obertan (both thigh) and Rolando Aarons (hamstring) are all on the comeback trail, although none are expected to make the squad for Saturday's Barclays Premier League clash with Southampton. Jonas Gutierrez continues his battle for fitness after recovering from testicular cancer, while goalkeepers Rob Elliot (thigh) and Jak Alnwick (shoulder), defender Steven Taylor (Achilles), utility man Ryan Taylor (knee) and striker Adam Armstrong (foot) are still out, while Cheick Tiote and Pa**** Cisse are away on African Nations Cup duty.

None at all. And you'd have thought he would be used to that by now.

Second goal: http://fat.gfycat.com/SlowVigorousAmericanrobin.webm

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Good job Big Vic isn't injured as well. Oh....

Thanks. Got this working as a backup, but at the moment vipleague seems to be a better quality.