Dark Munster

I agree. We should wait at least until next week before writing him off.

You mean the Snooze.

I'm not sure about missing training, but he should be made to miss the next 2 or 3 matches.

A centre forward, please.

Another gem from Halo.

We. Need. A. Centre. Forward.

Lol at all the experts here who say he deliberately took out the Swansea player. How the **** do you know that? I don't recall Bertrand telling the ref he intended to skim over the ball and take out the player's leg. If not, maybe you are all mind-readers?

Still time?

Dani Osvaldo

You plan to steal all of their money? That's not very nice after all the great insights they've given us. Without wanting to sound patronising, am I the only one seriously impressed with the quality of the written English of our Dutch friends? They put some of us to natives to shame (and all of the natives 20 miles to the east).

Eriksen scoring a tying own goal in the 88th minute?

Ronald or Erwin?

If you want a big steaming pile of turd, how about this. We finish 4th ... behind Chelsea, Citeh and Man Utd, and Arsenal win the CL, and Spurs/Liverpool win the Europa and steal our CL spot, and we lose Nathan, Morgan, Toby, JRod and Big Vic in the summer to Man Utd/Spurs/Arsenal/Liverpool because they want CL football. Oh, and Spurs win the League Cup, Liverpool the FA Cup, to further rub our noses in it. Hypothetically speaking.

Next time put all your money on Eriksen scoring in the 88th minute.

Yes.

Yes, but after extra time please.

Take away those 88th minute winners and he'd be sacked by now. Anyway, hopefully Chelski will give them a jolly good rogering in the final (after an exhausting extra time), and they pick up a cartload of yellows and reds with it.

How many times has that **** Eriksen scored in the ****ing 88th minute?

I don't know about NickG, but I certainly can't.

If nothing else, he'll be the first Saints' player whose name begins with a Đ.

Hopefully, because I heard his scoring record isn't impressive.

Yes.

We want him.

I gave this chap thumbs up (strangely, the phew didn't). Possibly a nutjob in disguise of course, but it cheered up my day. OVERTHEILL Think I'd willingly swap them our trophy's for their stadium,training ground and league position OVERTHEILL More replacement managers being named,time for a reality check. What professional successful manager in his right mind would come to this tuppence hapeny micky mouse outfit. Best thing we can do is drop out of the league unload our clapped out stadium to the developers for some serious cash and start again at the new training ground. Who knows one day we may be as good as Cambridge