Dark Munster

Yes, but despite Chinny circling like a vulture, ready to strip clean what's left on the rotten carcass, everything is just hunky dory at Cheats FC. The Russina mafia have nothing but the best interests of the club at heart, despite not actually owning that much. Just ask pfc123.

Strange ... only two "innocent" jokes so far.

Trust me, it's all going to end in tears.

Hate to say it, but first prize has to go to Mack. "Bass 'tards." I'll happily use that on a regular basis. DFCSBass'tards

Yes, it's quite worrying that the Cheats have now signed 2 players, whereas we haven't signed any yet. Of course we do have some crumbs of comfort in comparing squads.

So when are you and Mack going out for a pint?

Certainly if it were Injustice Mann that could well be very close to the truth.

The good news is that heavy rain is forecast. The bad news it's for Wednesday. http://news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/4282

It's the hope that will kill them. Excellent job!

This. Definitely needs to be included when The P**pey Takeover Saga Greatest Hits comes out.

That's a rhetorical question, right? As for the £5 million war chest figure, I'm not sure where that came from. Unless Stevie boy told the bald eagle to start spreading that rumour in order to give a subliminal message to the Russians.

As any veteran of this thread will know, they'll flick the v's and ignore the rules. And the FL will do sod all about it.

And our promotion.

"For now all our efforts and energy are on the team and the club but once we are satisfied all is moving in the right direction we will certainly communicate again concerning sitting down with the conference." I wonder if "sitting down with the conference" is pigeon English for "being demoted down to the Football Conference?"

If true, the odds of that happening are 1 in 16384. Might as well enjoy it while we can: unlikely to happen again in our lifetimes!

Ditto on Canucks. Shame about the result yesterday.

Sadly for Stevie boy, it looks like Brum may have binned his CV. He's putting on a brave face about it though. http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/story_get.cgi?STORY_NAME=soccer/11/06/15/manual_121211.html&TEAMHD=soccer&BID=165

Fit. Very fit.

I don't doubt that they would love to. But, unless the Cheats are relegated by Christmas, I doubt they will have the luxury to be able to throw points away, since they will very likely be scrapping for points (in a vain) attempt to stay out of the bottom three.

Vladimir Aintgotapenny's reaction as the reality sinks in ......

"I think Pompey should appear to be a more exciting prospect than Birmingham at this moment in time. We have just been taken over by a company who seem to be in it for the long haul and want success, and essentially we are starting from scrap, which gives any manager the opportunity to create a name for themselves by creating success and a legacy (so to speak) which will be (largely) down to them. Except he spelt "crap" wrong.

Well the good news for the few (which now describes both fans and players) is that, with the recent abolition of mandatory retirement at 65, Kanu can safely stay on until the end of his contract.

I predict that this will be the last time the Cheats will be above us for a very long time.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke.