Dark Munster

Just in case you need to see it again.

Yes, but in fairness they will also be getting a new clock. Allegedly.

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/great-matches/markets_close_on_next_pompey_boss_1_3200909 The bookies think it's O'D, and the few don't seem to be very impressed. But they should be grateful if they end up with O'Driscoll, it could be a lot worse. That reminds me, I wonder what will happen to our friend Gray?

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This.

Where's Dalek to tell us that Saints will only pick up a few points, but be happy to still be in the top 6 at the end of the month?

True, but least they are only a small bunch (and getting smaller).

Possibly the best manager named Nigel we've ever had, although the other Nigel (aka "the boot boy" by Lowe luvvies) is also proving himself to be very good. Hull are sneaking up, and if they win their game in hand will only be 3 points behind us. I would love it if the other Nigel takes his team up this year (2nd, behind our Nigel of course). That, along with the Cheats going down, would be perfect.

Don't worry, that's not going to happen. But after we've dicked them feel free to flush their toilets as many times as you can anyway, and leave the taps running. Assuming of course you can find a toilet that flushes or a tap that runs.

Meanwhile, chief executive David Lampitt has praised the role caretaker managers Guy Whittingham and Stuart Gray have played since Cotterill's exit. Lampitt said: "We have to be incredibly grateful to the existing coaching staff, as well as the players. They've done a fantastic job since Steve left. "It's not only the wins which have been first class but the performances, too. "From my position, and that of the board, it gives us breathing space. "It doesn't take the pressure off. Not many things do that! It just gives us a bit of time. "If we had any concerns about the strength, ability and experience of the coaching staff we would be under more pressure. But people can see Guy and Stuart have the team set up well and playing well." So what are you waiting for, Mr. Limpitt? Give them the f*cking job.

Pear? Plum? Date? Lime? Cock fruit?

You can call him a cock without having to use an asterisk.

Time to bring on the big guns.

I'm not sure if live commentary will be here (just found it), but we'll find out when the 2nd half starts: http://www.palaceradio.net/

They certainly couldn't afford him. So that should make him a frontrunner then.

My favourite scene.

Not all of them. On the top of my head I can think of Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy and Married with Children as all being very funny at times.

I think so. Along with 3 red cards per side, and umpteen bookings.

I think LD was referring to the last visit to Krap Nottarf, the infamous loss in our relegation season. The players most certainly did bottle it that day (Camara excepted).

Relax. Adam will be back, and fit. Their "paper thin squad" will be knackered/half suspended by then. We'll tear them a new one. And if Roman and Vlad are stupid enough to give Gray the manager's job (crosses fingers), then we'll tear them two new ones.

And don't forget our reserves and youth teams.

Halford told the club's official website: "That was one of the best games we've played this season, so to come out with nothing is soul-destroying. Isn't it a bit hard to destroy a soul if you don't have one? Anyway, it's quite encouraging to hear that under our friend Gray the Cheats had "one of the best games" they've played all season (even though they lost). Surely the man has done enough to earn the position full-time?

Be careful: the picture only shows her arse.

Which means "this has 0-0 written all over it" Trousers has been wrong 29 times in a row.