Dark Munster

Presumably Macca is the cow, since nearly everyone agrees that Bazunu is dog shit. So that’s another vote for the cow shit from me.

The only fair way would be to finish the last 11 minutes + stoppage time behind closed doors with Ipswich fielding 10 men. Blackburn have been robbed.

A win was always going to be enough. I just had a look at the table. Maybe the dropped batting point doesn’t matter. If Hants and Durham both draw (or lose) then they both have the same number of points and wins (assuming Durham get 3 bowling points), but Hants finish above them on fewer losses I think. So I think a draw is probably enough. If so, Hants finish above Durham if they draw or lose, and finish above Yorkshire if Durham wins (and Yorkshire gets less than 400 in their first innings.)

248 all out. Zero batting points. That could be the difference between staying up and going down.

Can someone explain what is the criteria for a points deduction for a "poor wicket"? I can see if no teams gets above 150, but for the Sussex match they almost made it to 300 in their first innings, and had a player make a century.

Are you Bazunu's Dad?

Good news: No Salah. Bad news: Isak and Chiesa will tear us a new one.

All of us, except Ankersen and his SR bunch of clueless morons.

Unless we’re in the bottom three they will probably give him the whole season, or more, based on their track record and gross incompetence.

That's what they may say, but at the end of the day he was a rabid supporter of that piece of shit, the Mango Mussolini, openly racist, convicted sexual abuser, and closest friend of one of the world's worst paedophiles.

Hair grooming?

He ought to be, if we had owners who had a clue what they are doing. But we don't, a bunch of clueless muppets, who only sacked their previous disastrous managers after we hit rock bottom, and they had no choice. So I can't see them sacking Still unless we lose 10 in a row or something similarly disastrous. If we finish mid to lower table (which would be a disgrace given our resources compared to most of the other dross in this league) I can see them "giving him more time". I came on here to have another laugh at RM, but it's wearing thin given that it looks like SR have replaced him with someone who is equally clueless. Hopefully not, but the signs so far aren't encouraging.

I’d bite your arm off for a dull 2nd.

I can name dozens of Republicans in Congress who are crazy loons (not to mention their Dear Leader). Democrats aren't angels (who is?) but can you name one who you think is a crazy loon?

Full of americans Republicans.

Final score. Incredibly this is only their fourth W.C. qualifying loss ever.

"My ex-girlfriend who dumped me is ugly. I never fancied her anyway."

Because they are as stupid as Rasmus. But I'm glad they did, I assume our termination payments to him ended when he got the new job?

Fingers crossed it rains? Hants are playing the top team who have everything to play for as well, while the other two play against teams with nothing to play for. If it is rained off then Hants qualify (in second or third).

Going into the last day (against Gloucestershire) Hants could finish any where from first to fourth. Essex have stormed up from dead and buried to having a good shout for third, and with their NRR can overtake Hants if they win and Hants lose. If Hants do make the top three then with Brave knocked out maybe Vince will be available. Dawson too, hopefully.

Makes sense he's known by the first two names. He's probably too embarrassed to use his full name.