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Poch would be proud of that line up.

I'm so sorry to hear that. It's hard to know what to say, but you will be missed by many here.

I heard the Skates borrowed a fiver and tried, but alas didn't win.

Yes, this thread is certainly losing its draw.

Not the skates I'm afraid: their incredible last gasp draw at SMS, which they celebrate annually, saved them from the drop that season, and also consigned us to another year in the Championship.

I wouldn't trust Levy/Spurs as far as I could throw them.

We need a number, please.

Yes, but how many from draws? 😜

1976? That year rings a bell.

See my post above. As long as the odds of a draw are greater than zero (spoiler alert: it is!) then the expected points are above 3. But unless we have the draw odds we don't know how much more.

Ok, as a mathematician let me step in here. What's missing in the OP's post is the odds of drawing (unless the assumption was that it's 0% for all games, which is, err, wrong). So suppose over 10 matches against the big boys we have 10% of winning each match, and let's say (for example) 20% chance of drawing, then our expected points from each match is 10% of 3 points + 20% of 1 point + 70% of 0 points = 0.3 + 0.2 + 0 = 0.5 points. So over those 10 matches we'd predict 0.5 X 10 = 5 points. <Ducks for cover>

MLG - your new avatar? Come on, you know it makes sense.

You mean until the FA cup final?

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Or dropped to make room for teacher's pet Walcott?

Please stay clear of dodgy-looking characters carrying umbrellas, Dragan.

Maybe it was on sale 90% off because nobody wants to sail during Covid and take umpteen PCR tests.

Walcott?? You must be joking, we'll get murdered.

Well I don't want them to go out of existence, I wouldn't want that for any club (ok, except one). But I want "sleeping giant" clubs like them, Notts Forest, Sheff Wed etc. to remain sleeping forever, so that Saints have a better chance of remaining in the PL. Look at Leeds and Villa for example, not to mention NewSandCastle, if they get a good foothold in the PL we are pushed lower toward the dreaded drop zone.

Not necessarily. They've closed the gap to only 8 points.

Not if we then went into administration and sunk to the pitiful level of the blue phew for decades.

Dear Chelsea, Haaland is world class, and has a reasonable release clause. Get him now before City do. You know it makes sense. Love, Saints

They are now only 8 points below 21st and not going down. They need another 22 point deduction.

Good point, well made. Everton didn't read the script, Rafa has been prematurely ejected.