Dark Munster

Can't see a problem with that. Assuming she's over 18. Now if it were Moyes' missus I could see that being a bit awkward.

De Gea looked like he couldn't save a penalty if it went on all night. Or score one.

To be fair their new one (coming soon) will dwarf all of those.

And Vardy's. And Maddison's.

Just logged on to this thread. Saw there were 2 + unread pages since yesterday. Something exciting must be brewing I thought. Maybe a mega yacht arriving at Southampton? Then I read all this shit.

How many positions higher in the table is he worth? If say 5, then that's about £10 million recouped. And if being 5 positions lower results in 18th or worse, the £20 million gained by selling him would be the classic penny wise/pound foolish. And as for kicking the can down the road, that is an understandable concern, but a year gives the club more time to find a replacement. Also, if Ings has a mediocre/injury interrupted year and there is no big 6 interest, it's possible he could sign a renewal then.

"Saints Takeover Saga"

I think the feeling's mutual.

To a Nigerian bank account? If so, your £1 billion inheritance is on its way.

And it's a fact!

Messi is a better player than Long.

Not quite, as he is a better player than Shane Long. <- Statement as a fact Not quite, as I think/I believe/IMHO he is a better player than Shane Long. <- Statement as an opinion.

Is it just me who thinks Redmond was ok yesterday, especially in the first half? Walcott on the other hand was f**king useless, and not for the first time. Dear God Saints, please don't offer him a contract. Nice guy I'm sure, but he's washed up.

Beautiful city is Oxford

Overall not that bad. Liverpool's attacking passing is scarily good. Tella very good. Redmond good. KWP ok. Armstrong anonymous. McAdam's needs lessons from Ings. No LB on show, Salah will punish us in the 2nd half unless Stephens wakes up. Walcott a waste of space.

Could be worse. The Skates are probably worth about one Donkey. (Maybe I'm being over generous).

whoooosh!

If so they won't be able to catch us, but we'll still be looking nervously over our shoulders at WBA who still can.

Agreed, but the big lump has to be able score goals too, like Pelle. Donkeys need not apply.

Didn't quite succeed on that, they did manage to get 1 point. Amla (ret. inj.) and Pope scored 75 more runs between them than Hants got in both innings combined!

Yes if his replacement for the missing matches is a Shane Long then the 2 of them is no better than a 10 goal a season player. I'm saying I'd prefer to keep Ings and finding another Adams as his backup. Of course a healthy 20 goal a season replacement would be ideal, but we all know how likely that is.

Yes, but there's a difference between a 10 goal in half a season player with a 10 goal in a whole season player. With the half season player we may get 4-5 goals from his replacement for his missed games.

Some good news, Vardy's goal drought ended against WBA.

It does annoy me when posters lump Puel in with the Clown and the Dinosaur. Sadly a common false equivalence.