Dark Munster

I do: a) I'm not a commentator and b) Hasen-whatever is a pain to type.

Greatest Of All Time? He's good, but I'd rate Messi a lot higher.

I always thought he looks like he'll become a Neil "who ate all the pies" Shipperley after he retires.

They started the season like Sheff. Utd's first season up, but now are quickly moving on to Sheff. Utd's second season!

Adams, Adam Armstrong and Adamu up front. A Merrington nightmare.

As amusing as Newcastle getting relegated would be, it obviously wouldn't be a financial disaster as it would for a club like ours, just a minor inconvenience. And if they do go down, they'd probably bounce straight back up with all their money, cutting through the championship like a bone saw hot knife through butter.

Any mention about McGinn's possible suspension?

Poor old Ralph, less than 6 hours left. 🙁 https://www.webcountdown.net/?a=e8KGZHo

His Ingsury is a hamstring apparently. Very sad to hear.

If a team like Newcastle come in with a huge offer next summer can we sell him before Chelsea have a chance to buy him back at the lower price in 2023?

Good shout. About 5 dogs dinners already!

Well England's record has "improved" to about 30% because we've won a couple with a manager who takes them seriously. I can only remember Germany losing once (the first time, against Czechoslovakia in the final - they learnt their lesson there). But if that doesn't convince you, maybe we should ask Le Tiss to buy us lottery tickets - he was very lucky!

I like the position you put Theo, he should be there every match. 👍

😕 So over the last 40 odd years the Germans are really lucky then, and England really unlucky? I need to ask my German friends to buy me a lottery ticket.

Actually Salisu can also hit some great long passes too. To have both Lyanco and him both doing it is a mouth watering prospect.

... then he's an idiot, just like the previous generation of England managers. I presume/hope he had the squad practicing them for days in advance, and had the line up more or less pre-determined by the final whistle. Southgate, for all his faults, treats penalty shootouts professionally, and not as a lottery with "who fancies taking one?" (yeah I know, Rashford and Sancho, but I'm sure he's learnt from that mistake).

And Pearson (who had a done a decent job keeping us up) was a Wilde appointment, which was why the ruddy-cheeked bastard couldn't wait to get rid of him and replace him with those two clowns.

Yes. Gulp.

Certainly an attacking line up, but the midfield looks rather weak defensively.

Even worse is Haaland choosing Norway over England. 🙁

I think we all are bewildered. I wonder why he picks him......

Who says Burnley matches are boring? It’s been a cracking match so far.

A nice tweet indeed, but I think the £8 million makes him feel even better! In fairness, Bruce does seem a decent person, I remember him being very gracious in defeat against us (when he was with Hull).