Viking Warrior

1. Indian Version of Bohemian rhapsody Indian version of Bohemian Rhapsody Naan, just killed a man poppadom against his head Had lime pickle now he's dead. Naan, dinner's just begun But now I'm gonna throw it all away. Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow Curry on, curry on Cause nothing really Madras . Too late, my dinner's gone Sends shivers down my spine Bottom aching all the time Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo. Naan, ooh, ooh This dopiaza is so mild I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all. [guitar solo] I see a little chicken tikka on the side Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy Meat! Byriani (Byriani) Byriani (Byriani) Byriani and a naan (A vindaloo loo loo loo) I've eaten balti, somebody help me He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory Stand you well back 'Case the loo is quarantined... Here it comes There it goes Technicolor yawn I chunder No! It's coming up again (There he goes) I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes) Coming back again (up again) Here it comes again. (No no no no no no NO) On my knees, I'm on my knees On his knees, Oh, there he goes This vindaloo Is about to wreck my guts Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE! [guitar solo] So you think you can chunder and then feel alright? So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night? Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby Just had to come out It just had to come right out in here. [guitar solo] [slow bit] Korma or dopiaza bhaji, naan or saag Nothing makes a difference Nothing makes a difference To meee.... (Any way the wind blows....Prrrrrrrrppp)

Sorry theres one thing be supportive of the grass hoppper but are these acts not themselves discriminating against locusts. And why are social workers not doing anything about annorexic stick insects. there should be a full and independant enquiry undertaken to establish who was to blame. Also returning to the squirrel, perhaps I wont go there re the american Black Squirrel that is now invading our shores

From the echo site Is this 19 canteen by any chance? or a jealous skate ramjampuddyfatbenifittaker, SOUTHAMPTON says... 6:04pm Tue 22 Sep 09 as always. a liar a cheat and a goal hanger. i have never seen this man make a decent run at the goal, but he has hung around the goal mouth a lot waiting for opportunities! hope one day he gets his card marked as have mr lowe etc etc. le god my a**e more like dracula who lives off the good players.

Dune re the SISA Retards you mention. You should consider yourself lucky that Citzen Chorley was lecturing the Panel. thennobody would have got a question in , not even the guy at the front judging by this thread and a n other,

I cannot comment on whether it was a penalty or not as I wasnt there. The Sky reporter said it was a stonewall penalty and tat the ref gotit right when sagga was taken out. God some of our fans moan when we don't get a penalty and still moan when we don't Come on chaps cheer up now.

I wish Merrington would shut up. he so negative, Is merrington alpine in disguise. At least the second goal will keep alpine quiet for a while.:smt048

southborne when are you likely to be in John o Groats?

5-1 Saints

19 canteen and his leftie softees are right Lets be nice to all these nasty heinious murderers . pay them lots of compensation , give them all the material goods they need , 24/7 social workers etc etc. If they have butchered one person or several then taking the soft option is not on the radar screen for me. Even if they go to prison for life , they are given a soft life, tvs dvds . meals etc etc. Wheres the punishment for the likes of Ian Huntley Ian Brady etc. So 19 and Co what are your view on the sharia law "Within sharia law, there is a specific set of offences known as the Hadd offences. These are crimes punished by specific penalties, such as stoning, lashes or the severing of a hand. The penalties for Hadd offences are not universally adopted as law in Islamic countries. Some countries, such as Saudi Arabia, claim to live under pure sharia law and enforce the penalties for Hadd offences. In others, such as Pakistan, the penalties have not been enforced. The majority of Middle Eastern countries, including Jordan, Egypt, Lebanon and Syria, have not adopted Hadd offences as part of their state laws. Hadd offences carry specific penalties, set by the Koran and by the prophet Mohammed. These include unlawful sexual intercourse (outside marriage); false accusation of unlawful intercourse; the drinking of alcohol; theft; and highway robbery. Sexual offences carry a penalty of stoning to death or flogging while theft is punished with cutting off a hand. "This is a system of criminal law which has become a potent symbol of Islamisicing the law," says Dr Welchman. "But there is the question of whether it's actually applied in the countries which have adopted it. There is supposed to be a very high burden of proof, but that clearly often doesn't happen in practice." Many Islamic countries will have adultery and the drinking of alcohol defined as criminal offences in law, but they are not defined as Hadd offences because they do not carry the Hadd penalty. They are often punishable by a prison term instead.

Come on now Alpine you cant have your cake and eat after all Alpine your Synonymous with negativity. You wouldnt be Alpine otherwise PS ThisSaturday should be decreed be pleasant to Alpine Day. Lets all where Happy clown outfits or a Mr Happy Shirt in his honour

Its probably alpine having a moan as usual:)

Get the Phukkk in!

Im not saying the media should be state controlled just that these reporters should not expect the military to always rescue them. It was their choice to go there. I bet they didnt let the authorities know about their movements. Deserve all they get

The story of MR Farrel reporter for the New York Times, being freed has annoyed me. This reporter goes into the wilds of afghanistan to do a story ( Most likely to discredit the military) over the kunduz tanker incident. He gets captured by the lovely taliban . gets rescued at the cost of another soldiers life, his colleague and a couple of of civilians just to score points against the military. If reporters are doing there own thing in these hostile countries surely they cannot expect the military to keep putting themselves in danger rescuing these idiots. Its not the first time and it will not be the last time a reporter goes into no mans land. Now the media will paint him out as some sort of hero. Mr Farrell the heroes are the soldiers who rescued you. !!!

So Bexy given you ability to disprove world events lockerbie , 9/11 et al Do I take it your view of the 1963 Great Train Robbery was not the work of Ronnie Biggs and Co but the work of Harold wilson and Co to gee up support for himself and his cronies? After all was his resignation not 'linked to MI6, burglary and insider trading' according to the Times newspaper

So Bexy Are you intimating that the americans were behind the twin towers incident? and good old Binnie ladan is innocent? I know you have your views but check out the facts re al queda and afghanistan. I remember exactly where I was that day. And for me it was a very long day being an RSM and the security matters that day and the following day, not to forget the two rememberance parades I had to organise one on the friday and one on the sunday (Drumhead service) 9/11 is well and truly etched in my mind.

Good post Johnsmith. my sentiments exactly, however I don't think its down so much to lowelites more to the fact people just like to moan. Onwards and upwards, I can't wait to get to a game and I have a season ticket. But distance and work commitments prevent me from getting down to SMS

Is there any truth in the rumour thats he skates are looking to sign Pulis from Saints? Good news if its truth, He will do well at such a massive club as the skates Good luck if its tue

I tend to agree with murdochs. comments about the BBC They are so far up there own arses. They seem to want to make the news. influence our way of life and the way we do things in society. They are so biased and divisive. Look at the way they do sport and particular Alan Green Look at the way they are harping on about Afghan. never saying anything positive. They kept on with a constant neatve campaigna about our involvement in Iraq. Murdoch Jnr is correct in what he says and I hope he succeeds in tackling the BBCs own agenda.

what they don't day is how many have failed and whether the failure rate is getting worse. I bet those that failed are hacked off at the constant record increase headlines spewed out by the various media. Oh and getting an A for a 57% pass is just bizarre. what would they get if they had a 90% plus pass?

I had to laugh at part of Gemmels post glance would have us towards the bottom of a league table for the championship teams Typical saints bottom as usual. or is it a case we have been conditioned to be negative of the club. It would have been better to say we are near the top of the best behaved fans in the country league not near the bottom

I have a couple of MLT plus Franny and Bruce Grab your money

I think if rasiak went to Watford it would be a bit of a gamble and proctor for them. Im sure with his commitment their fans will have few hairraising moments from him

Don't patronise me Bexy. "Err, no. Clearly you haven't actually read my earlier response to your question about Martin McGuiness. Be a good boy and go back and read that first before you start making pathetic, ill-informed judgements on my beliefs". I did read your post and the point I was trying to make is , that the individuals I mentioned were not convicted of their alledged activities but you call them murdering scum , where as the al megharie fellow was convicted. Just goes to show that the law is an ass. Remember the adage your innocent until proven guilty. Is it not said that one mans freedom fighter is another mans terrorist. I did several tours in NI and Im aware of what mcguiness, adams and co did and as for the former israeli leader he got off scot free when the british troops when to protect them instead he and his henchmen butchered british troops during the palestine crisis all those years ago. Had my dad not been out on patrol that day , then he and his section would have been murdered not the other half of his section who had returned from patrol a couple of hours earlier. So please don't patronise me, I have my veiws and you yours, Only those that were directly involved in the lockerbie bombing will know if al megherie was involved. Lets leave it at that shall we

your slow 19c I started a thread a few weeks ago (early August) about Kayne Its good to see he has started training again, I was reallly impressed with him as a player, was soory whren he sustaines his archillies injury. far better than dyer in my opinion and will be an exciting addition to the team once fully fit and maintains his potential. The futures bright the futures red and white Just to recap he has started training again and is a good couple of weeks into his training,