Raging Bull

Watching crap on instagram with the channel owner in the corner, whilst the video is playing, shaking their head or nodding like they’re pulling oil out of the ground - in case you hadn’t figured out that they need you to agree with what they’re posting.

Turns out Craig David is part of the archery 🏹 team https://x.com/nocontextbrits/status/1818652264627585104?s=46&t=hn-U2zuBXfVCGDsvNESPXA

Leg Was Le Goddard years ago. Not Guan or Billy

This is my belief. I think we’ll end up with the forward line we’ve been crying out for, for the last 4-5 years

I’d rather crap in my hands and clap than watch this… They’ve managed to grab a yeti, stick it in a dress and make dance like a retarded polar bear. I’m gonna have nightmares because of that tw@t Why are there so many geezers in frocks!

Servern times I’ve checked this thread to see if there’s any Olympic’s talk - but it’s all gone a little Stour

Cackles

Consciousness

She got a penis? Looks like she’s packing a tickling stick down there…

Ah

Smug as anything here because I’m 1 of the beautiful people who uses apple and I have cash for my wine later.

Not good for the secret service by the looks of it https://x.com/johncardillo/status/1812301273145680116?s=46&t=hn-U2zuBXfVCGDsvNESPXA & https://x.com/nickdixoncomic/status/1812276519269736448?s=46&t=hn-U2zuBXfVCGDsvNESPXA

I see your Ed Sheeran and I raise you

I disagree, anywhere else on the pitch, that’s a foul. He went in studs up

Looking at the state of Southampton’s waist line recently, that shouldn’t be difficult. A brisk amble should see most safe. Plus they’ll be feasting for a while so won’t be hungry for at least a month.

There’s only 1 option to be honest, it’s got to be the monkey chicken petting zoo. Nostalgia at it’s best.

It’s called a Maren in our house

I’m sorry, but can we take a moment to appreciate our social media team… https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9DNECLsRz6/?igsh=MTA1bHhkaGF4Z2RoaQ==

80% of the country didn’t vote for him. And he couldn’t care less if he has enough MPs or there’s an opposition - his allegiance is to Davos not Westminster

Think twats and thick graduates Because I don’t want to upset @trousersnow he’s finally got off the fence about something xx

Lib Dem’s getting desperate https://x.com/supertanskiii/status/1806270945058808192?s=46&t=hn-U2zuBXfVCGDsvNESPXA

Cabbage 🥬

Tantrum

I don’t know why, but I expected his Mrs to be hotter than that.