Raging Bull

I mentioned him earlier and if nothing else it'll be worth it for what will Loew scratch and sniff next?

Does that include wages?

I'm dislexickk so don't take the p**s or I'm gonna tell everyone you're bullying me and hand in a transfer request.

There are ways and means though aren't there. When was the last time you took an unwarranted (don't wit that's true) roasting then gave a flying 1 about the t*@t in charge. It's human nature to either take a step back or prove to him how much of a backside he really is. Unfortunately a lot of footballers have been put on a pedistoole since they were very young so are likely to take it very personally.

I'm confused about who you're talking about here, is it you?

Well obviously it's going to be Joachim Löw when he gets bored of winning things with Germany in a month.

Hi Alps from the mountains... You want me to do what with a double Snickers??

Wade that's no way to talk about goodison park!

Arguably the most important position in the club is the manager, and this more than anything I don't believe Les Reed et al will get wrong. However, the continuity we would have from Koeman staying won't be easy to replace.

Forgive me if I'm wrong but: A) didn't Ronald say he intends to see his contract out? B) does Frank de Boer have the same agent so could be there for him?

Well this threads going well, as usual.

Disgusting, LVG didn't even mention us and how he could meet us in the Europa league, ***t!

Yep, and a great day out at Wembley

JR: "I'm telling you tubby, when I find that Cortese fella, this thing will be waking him up one morning"

I thought it was going to be Tampax. They were on the look out for a bunch of c***s going through a really tough period!

I personally believe it's because he feels he should be in the starting 11 and this was his little way of showing his disapproval. I think his performance nailed that 1... Was odd how Pelle went straight down the tunnel when the whistle blew without acknowledging anyone.

Met him in Orange rooms when Pearson was managing us, not long after the West Brom game where Lallana ran with it from around half way and scored. Lovely bloke, spoke to him for around 10 mins and it was like talking to an old mate

What does this even mean?

Too many sh¡t adverts for my liking, so for that reason, I'm out.

OH MY GOD

Judging by Adam Blackmores rant on Twitter, the Wanyama and Mane issues have caused an problem within the squad

Obvs I'm not at any training sessions etc but I am a little unsure of why Juanmi isn't getting more of a run. If I were in his boots I'd be a little p¡ssed too.

Not in our journey through hell

Think he's peaked already

You're looking at it wrong