scotty

We really shouldn't gloat. But I intend to anyway. :lol:

Portsmouth "community"??? That's stretching the definition.

Can't say I'd noticed the blokes. Each to his own.

Group hug?

Go to bed, Jo.

Nicely put, and my feelings precisely.

I got as far as "paying back their student loans" and gave up. What a load of cr*p.

Top Tip: Save money at Christmas by converting to Islam.

I'm not looking for sympathy. But my ringtone is "Hearts and Flowers".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOdH9fKfiBk

Dont sweat it, neither do I.

With a dramatic sweep of his arm, David Cameron concluded ".....and should this girl, my daughter, be at the age of consent in only five years time?" "She's not here, Dave." interrupted Samantha. "We left her in the pub."

The door burst open, my wife stormed in and caught me sh*gging her mother. "You bastard," she screamed, aiming a punch at me. "I always knew you fancied her, but I only asked you to drop in and see how she was." "I couldn't help myself... " I whimpered. "And besides, she was already dead when I got here."

lofl

Agreed. It was obviously an experimental side and formation for Hodgson to assess different players. I dont think J-Rod did badly given the position he was crowbarred into, and Adam did really well. I'd expect him to start against germany, and would hope Jay would get on at some stage in his natural position. Also worth mentioning how good Chile were, really fluent movement and passing, and clinical going forward. Very impressive, and great to watch.

Arsenal staff have already been spotted buying up peanuts, pollen, latex and bees.

Golden thread status beckons.

Not yet, anyway. Work in progress.

Well, I'm no expert, but....... :poundit:

Who? Hoddle, or MLT?

Just watched a bit of the JFK documentary while I was having my dinner, and was struck by this priceless piece of commentary, which I quote verbatim: "Did the Secret Service have something to hide?"

Full time, 5-0. lol @ Gaston wanting to take a free kick, Cavani shakes his head and bangs it into the top right corner himself.

..or perhaps Gaston didn't want teethmarks on his arm.

Say what you like, but at the end of the day he's got a free vasectomy.