Lets B Avenue

Getting back to the car about 6.45 I switched on Radio 5 and found I was listening to a very long, but passionate and eloquent rant from a Saints fan about why CP has to go. I agreed with everything thing he said. However, on finishing all the cretin, Savage could muster was "I can't get my head round that." If I had made the call, I would have told him to take it out of his f*****g ar se.

For that to happen, you have to hit the ball with the bat. It would appear we didn't.

Presumably a sound-proof one?

Its a shame that the ar selicking reporter didn't have the guts to ask Klop why his team were so boringly repetitive and that being the legendary manager that he is, he didn't change his tactics accordingly. Dry pitch! My bladder!!!

As far as I recall, Virgil has said virtually nothing. A trait that that you could do well to emulate.

Win and go 8th.

We are a laughing stock apparently.

Never noticed the General Sport section of this site?

I heard he grabbed Puel, or was it Bertrand?, by the throat.

If they came out with the guff you did, I would hope you would sack them.

Bertrand. Fight. Puel. Throat. Etc.

Why not the 28th?

What about if we finish 8th and Ryan Bertrand doesn't have a fight with Puel?

You managed to spell their names correctly?

Can West Ham be done for fraudulent use of a "taxpayer-funded" stadium?

I'm sure I've been told that Bertrand's had a bust-up with Puel, so won't be playing.

Once a Nazi, always a Nazi?

You cant call it a draw until 4.50 pm. Wont have anything to do with personal bests. He's just got his 200 and they are off.

He was playing because he was bowling well and taking wickets. However, he has picked up a side strain and is unable to bowl this innings. He is not being ignored.

Jeff's resigned to show him how. http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/sport/football/hartlepool-united/furious-jeff-stelling-stands-down-as-hartlepool-united-president-after-angry-sky-rant-1-8507153

Played alongside Mick Mills throughout the 83/84 season. Lost his place early the next season after a late night City centre incident. Lawrie sold him on to Sunderland and then followed him there a few months later. Ask him about making his debut at Old Trafford, with Danny Wallace after Chris Nicholl and Kevin Keegan fell ill.

Why not? They had one when they finishes 72nd in 1980. On goal difference.

Well if he can't get voted in at Swaythling, with the idiots we've got.

I assumed Kevin Bond had been on the dole since being sacked by Villa last year, but he's managing in Hong Kong. I trust he'll rush to the Harry's aid as he has to drive him to training and knows where the cones are hidden.