OttawaSaint

Whereabouts in Yorkshire do they grow this amazing English tea???

another day, same bellend...

*YAWN* We get it, you hate Scotland and Scottish people, you can stop making so many threads about it.

Forgot that normal beer was as low as 3% in the UK, do you like the stronger stuff? 5% is the norm here, 3% is considered lite beer.

**** I bet her fingers smell, looks like she is trying to rub the girl goo off them...

That first chap made me think of WiganSaint and his Betfurrr videos. Whatever happened to him, "Surt eet owt George, wurr ah ******* dissgrayse!"...

The other lady accusing him is a bit tasty (see photo in OP's link).

Packed motorway, black ice, cars sliding everywhere when a huge truck fishtailed into the on-coming traffic. Everything seemed to go on slow motion, I grasped the steering wheel, gasping, awaiting the sickening crash. The truck then righted itself and moved back to the correct lane and everything was well. So in reply to the OP, no, I have never been 1st on the scene of an accident...

Still with the **** measuring? Enjoy the summer FFS!

Rupali in Newcastle's Bigg Market, simply delicious...

Did you spill your cocoa when you got a boner about Saints going up?

Is Yorkshire not in the same time zone as Southampton then?

I would change "DNA" to "mass spec analysis", but otherwise pretty pithy...

Can't be that much more, 2000 would be 50 a year for 40 years, that is amazing...

I haven't been to a Saints game since 2000 so my penis must be virtually non-existent. What a ****ty fan I am...

No thanks, Newcastle did one when they lost the cup final to Arsenal, it was cringeworthy...

They could land and start off in Ottawa and then head into USA...

Still in shock, so used to Saints blowing it. I was sure they'd draw today and give us an uneasy 80+ minutes on Saturday. Glad they proved me way wrong. WHAT A FEELING!!!! SAINTS ARE GOING UP!!!!!!!

Stressed as hell. Come on Saints, get 'er done! 14C and drizzle here...

Great win, shame about the bummers letting in a last minute goal. I might have known they'd open up and let someone slip in behind them...

Oh well, in for a penny in for a pound I love it when those bummers give us a helping hand... Also COYRs!!

Great 1st half, more of the same pon can please Saints. Hopefully the Brighton can come from behind and gives a helping hand. Gorgeous sunshine here in the Province of Quebec, I am sitting in the shade of my garage keeping up with the games and watching the kids play on their bikes...

5/5/2013...

Lived in newcastle, everyone hated us there too, something to do with them always choking against us at the Dell.

That Ronnie Ekelund diving header after about 20 passes in the buildup (vs Man City or Coventry in about 1995ish).