Window Cleaner

Made a few good saves apparently.

You astonish me, our "strikers" are about 2 foot high.

MLT has gone home to get his boots, can't be any worse than Euell and BWP, with a bit of luck he's still registered after Claus's testimonial.Perhaps that Norwegian bloke will give us 10K to get a game as well.

So we have 45 minutes for us to score at least 1 more goal than Palarse, Watford to get at least 2 and Sheff Utd to score against 10 man Forest. Odds of all that happening 'bout 1000/1 I would think.

Should have got our physio to treat him and sewn his hands together or something.

Fernando Torres eat your heart out, BWP could be as good as you you know. Trouble is...he isn't.

they could be down to 2 men and BWP and Euell wouldn't score.

Practise has been suspended to save money.

we could lend them Bart, we'd get a hatfull.

Lot of keepers going off today, Brizzle City are already on their sub keeper. Warnock has probably forgotten he hasn't still got Phil Jagielka

but not scoring?? story of our season really.

In case it's of importance, Plymouth are 1 up and Birmingham are down to 10 men.Not that it makes any difference to us of course,

I can just see it actually, ref turns his ankle or something and goes down, our physio starts running on and the ref starts screaming "No not him, the other bloke"

Not a new phenomenon either.

Tossers

Well I knew we had no money, various members of the board kept telling us so. The fact that most fans chose to ignore that fact and carrying on wailing for Shearer,Keegan and Thierry Henry made no difference.

don't start.

Can't even bank on Rasiak to get Watford level, not in the side or on the bench. Must have been given the order of the DCM.

a straight red? won't play against us then. Goodo

why have a couple of thou been blown away before they got to the turnstile then?

less methinks 23041

a good start then.

Have you been smoking that dastardly mix of basil and estragon already?

But seriously what are the options? We seem to have given up with Gobern, Morgan can't play with the hacks he has around him,Smith is well disputed, Holmes must be about 25% fit all the rest is bravado and derring do what are the other options? I mean we could try various options but whatever Wotte does he'll get roundly criticised for anyway so just pick the old favourites, even if they're burnt out for the time being.As I said yesterday the salary drain stopped us getting any significant loan players and all the rest is history.If Saga hadn't come back and flattered to deceive we may have been better off.

We probably just aren't paying many people.The players and staff have been paid up till the end of march, no rush to pay anyone else,that's why we're in administration, I mean no-one is going to give us a slate are they.