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there was a photo of you having a lucky smoke on the test server yesterday.

Ooooooooooh Forte hits the crossbar from 3 yards

Yum Yum from the Mikado

Must be Three Little Girls from School are We.

Japanese assure you.

Don't be silly Yum Yum is a Japanese Girl.

I thought Forte started on Tuesday,Solent say it's his first start.

Bristol are giving us some trouble and have had a couple of chances. Guly has just had one deflected wide at the other end.

FFS lads get a grip, we don't want to go behind.

Lambert,Stephens and Barnard haven't even been mentioned yet.

You need to move then. 69 degrees here and hasn't rained for a fair old while.

Nasty weak looking midfield, still it's only Bristol Rovers.

Now at 56/6, might not even make them bat again.

Oh crap, what's wrong with Gobern then?

Concurrence of circumstances in their favour. We had Wilkins in charge at home and a very substandard team away.Do you honestly think they would have beaten our first XI on Tuesday?

looks like that's about it then, just can't see the rest of our batting lasting for 3 sessions. As some famous grid iron coach once said (adapted of course) We can't bat, we can't bowl,can't catch the ball nor can we field, other than that we're just not a very good cricket team right now. Is the sub wicky allowed to bat? sounds like what we really need right here,right now is Henry Horton andf Jimmy Gray. 2 fellas who could bat all day, every day if they had to,leaving Marshall and Livingstone to get the runs.

Yep, I'd think that Myburgh and McKenzie need to bat out today to give us any chance of saving the game.

Still pretty confident myself but the rest of our season will probably depend on who we have available more than anything else. I thought Tuesday's side looked real rubbish from the outset...looks like i was not wrong. I really really don't want to see Richardson anywhere near the starting line up nor Dickson in midfield again.

A lot of chances put down and what seems,to me anyway, an incredible number of no-balls and byes, 52 extras or something like that.

And spanked by the tail again.....our season is not shaping up well. Think we'll need a whole day of rain tomorrow.

Delayed start again?

can't really see the basis for that statement but there you go. 2 defeats in a row would be a greater judge of a manager's ablility than 7 wins out of 8? Could be I guess.

Not unless they give you take out gravy to spill all over green bus seats.

If you look at Norwich's side from last Tuesday you'll see about 3/4 players who were there last season. A lot of new players,some signed, some on loan but a vast improvement on last year. Just think if we added say Surman and Ward and had Lansbury on loan from the Arse plus Pacheco and Vokes...well we wouldn't look too dusty either.We'll definitely need a central defender, probably a right back and no doubt a striker.

I think we're done with the testing for today. Was a bit of a laugh though.