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Those are all attacking players, Clasie is a DM, he needs the physique to tackle without getting a confetti shower of cards and the height to make an occasional headed clearance or two. An AM can be 2ft high for all I care but a veritable DM needs a bit of stature.

Barca might not need a replacement still, the Spanish League have refused PSG/Qatar's doubtful money this morning..

So we're signing Ross Barkley ? Arf, arf, arf.

Not really, what you have to face is that we have vastly overspent on all the academy and training centre lark and the money that it sucks in all the time can't be spent on the team as well. Unless of course you're producing saleable players and I see nothing in the current crop that will fetch big bucks otherwise we'd be selling them as per usual..

I'd actuially like to see Clasie playing elsewhere as well, at some other club where being a midget isn't detrimental to the side.

If he was really that good Bayern wouldn't have sold him to us for 11 million or whatever it was. You get what you pay for.

Beginning to dawn on you is it, that a manager can only do so much with what he has available.

Still haven't figured out exactly how we could lose on Tuesday, couldn't listen, family funeral trip, looked in on my mobile, needed 48 off 41 balls with 8 wickets in hand, had been scoring at nigh on 10 an over and then when I looked later we lost by 5 runs.

Indeed and despite the Abbott and Wood horror show again. Must be tough being a fast-medium bowler in T20 it seems. Think we'd have got their total quite easily anyway, good start, Rossouw was still going well and Dawson adds a bit of solidity at 5.

Oye, Oye, we're bowling quite well it would seem. Having Dawson back has allowed us not to bowl Abbott in the power play. Well not much anyway. Don't know if it's 5 or 6 overs today.

Soon it will 25 million for Sholing's fourth choice. As Levy said, it's out of control.

More provocation again this afternoon I see, missiles seem to get a bit closer to Japan each time. Crazy idiot will keep on until he actually hits them perhaps just to see what will happen...

It will cost us money anyway.

Makes more sense, Monk probably just got wound up again, happened before hasn't it ?

And if one of them is really Wimmer and we're set on keeping VvD you'd think that Yoshida or Stephens or both won't be seen much in the starting XI. Not even to mention new Polish bloke. Why would we need 5 centre backs or 6 if you still believe Gardos has something to offer.

Then again it would have been difficult to predict Chelsea and Liverpool having such awful seasons really, or Leicester doing so well. It was a strange season.

KL isn't even on the club board any more is she. So the order would have to come down from the parent company to the football company in that case.

Hope he gets commission.

saw him against Nice, not bad but he'd have to cut out some of the rough stuff.

It may not just be about the club, it may be about the owner as well. I'd think the delay in the sale of the club may have hit her hard for some reason or other, may just simply need to cash in. It's pure speculation, otherwise I don't see why we'd sell VvD to Liverpool under any circumstance unless some contractual clause says we have to eventually. Anyway until something is confirmed it's just speculation and gossip.

What all 4 and a half games that he played for them you mean. I'd not doubt that Dier played more games at CB for them than Wimmer did.

Do they still have those ladies who come and clean yer telephone? We had one at Winfrith, gorgeous dolly who's tits always nearly fell out when she bent over to pick up the telephone which had deliberately been place on a low table.

Perhaps, and I'm just putting this out there, we need the money, I've no idea why that would be. Perhaps the takeover has stalled definitively or something. One thing's for sure, Liverpool would be likely to pay more than anyone else.

Well yes, I don't believe that we've sold him yet if that's what you mean. I'll believe it when I see him in a Liverpool shirt.

A source that they can trust eh, probably Monk posting on this very forum.