Bearsy

I read just now bout how we is the most goals conceded in the first 6 games since Newcastle in 1999. That's a pretty sweet achievement! They finished 11th that year though, so it ain't all bad!

I dunno bout that Cat Deeley. She's one of them birds what you're apparently sposed to find really hot but she don't really talk to my boner or whatever. I dunno what it is. I think she's manhands. I don't fancy that Patrick Kielty much either. I think he's terrible! There's no way I'd be describing him as "reasonably funny". I've got one of them irrational hatreds of Patrick Kielty. Also Jake Humphreys.

It must be tough being Miles Jacobson. You wake up in the morning and you're like what shall I wear today? Brown t-shirt? Black t-shirt? Brown t-shirt? Black t-shirt? Brown t-shirt? Brown t-shirt? Brown t-shirt? Black t-shirt? Brown t-shirt? Nice tits though.

Haha I know he's busting your balls or whatever Delldays and that must be annoying for you, but that was a good one!

Yeah it was nice of you to give me the heads up or whatever! I'd of never thought to watch that boring period drama crap if it weren't for your boob alerts. If anyone else sees boobs in a tv show be sure to keep me posted!

Against the teams what ain't top six quality we're conceding an average of 1.5 goals per game and scoring an average of 2 goals per game.

13 then. Jesus, kids can be so precious bout their age! Like I've just turned 93 but if someone calls me 92 or 96 or whatever it don't bother me at all but when i was like 8 if someone was calling me 7 I'd of shanked them mofos big time.

I dunno bout that one either Scotty. I ain't entirely sure what it's bout, did Justin Bieber used to suck off Jimmy Saville? Is that what we're saying now? I think you've got to start with the things I know bout Justin Biebers. You're coming from a position that he is either a) a girl or b) was sexually molested by Jimmy Saville. I didn't previously know bout these things which i think is why I'm just staring quizzically at the screen. Here is things I know bout Justin Biebers, you need to start with one of these things: a) Justin Biebers is popular amongst pre-pubes girls 2) Justin Biebers is known for having a haircut iv) I don't really know anything else bout Justin Biebers

I hear what your saying Tokyos, Doctor Bearsy messing with your ball bag may seem on the face of it the lesser of two evils, but at the end of the day when I'm done you've still got a sore wrist.

Oh we can discuss it when you like, I ain't bothered bout discussing stuff. I just think we're different cos you is saying there's no brain activity so turn off the life support. I'm saying we're diagnosed with ball cancer and we're gonna try the homeopahic remedies and if that ain't working a bit of chemo in January.

Lol I like that. How was they catching him? Did someone send in like one of their hairs and one from the dog or something and get a "Oh yeah that's definitely ur son, no worries"

You'd make a good doctor homes. What's that? You've got a cough? Yeah that's terminal. Hello Doctor Richmond can I help you? Oh your foot hurts? Yeah that's fatal. Nothing that can be done bout it now. No point throwing good drugs on a lost cause, you should of thought of that before you went skiing or whatever.

Hmm. Adam looks a bit lost if anything. Dunno what he's doing out there, he should of been more central and more deeper, helping out little JWP from getting monstered by Fellaini.

I like that joke cheesey. It's clever. I ain't quite sure bout the one before from Scotty. I think he's calling Justin Bieber a girl? I dunno. Is that a common rumour? I hadnt that before I didn't know he was a suspected chick or whatever. It'd be like i someone said "I heard David Cameron just threw up, that confirms it, she's pregnant." I'd be a bit meh unless I'd previously been thinking that David Camerons was a girl and then maybe I'd be a bit lol. Maybe I'm missing something tho!

I dunno if Rodriguez was playing wide midfield. The Adkins Tactical MasterplanTM as I understand it was playing like a 4-Diamond-2, except when we is defending the 2 being Ricky and Rodriguez split out wide to discourage their full-backs from bombing forward or at least to take advantage of the space Baines and Whoever leave behind when they is bombing forward. They weren't required to track back or whatever, it's like for counter attacking. It's a pretty smart tactic when you think about it. I mean, it didn't work or nothing but I like the idea of it.

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Oh it's alright now, there was this old woman with her boobs out, that weren't that hot, but then at the end the one from Doctor Who got her boobs out and she was touching his chap and he was putting his hand up her skirt and she was loving it. This is why I pay my license fee or whatever!

I reckon Adkins is already fixing this problem. He is has fixed it so that instead of playing Arsenals and Man Uniteds and Man Citys we is now going to be playing Fulhams and West Hams and Swanseas. With regards to your other problem of pinkscarf, I would recommend in future a cool wash, no more than 40 degrees.

I'm tired of him banging on bout his Sun Tzu or whatever. I think he's taking it too literal. Like in Chapter 6 where Sun Tzu is saying "A wise man does not defend the flanks, he plays an extra striker instead." I mean Sun Tzu is probably quite smart or whatever, but when he wrote that he hadn't seen Frazer Richardson play fullback.

This is why I don't like the Daily Mail! They is promising that show is "90% sex" but I've watched 26 minutes and I ain't seen a single boob yet! I feel cheated!

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Word. I reckon the plan was to park our strikers out wide to discourage their full backs from bombing forward. Would have worked better if they was one of them teams that like to play out from the back through the full backs cos they would have been all confused bout who to pass to. As it was they just hit Fellaini early and it stuck cos he was a beast

What I'd of done right, is shot back at the b!tch! Specially after a gun just magically appears in my hand from nowhere

I hear Smirkys wife does a good knob enlargement

The Echo outsource their photoshop work to Broadmoor. I think they write the articles too.