Bearsy

I'm a bus conductor so it's easy. Not really. But if I was I'd be telling the bus driver 5 positive things he done then we'd look at one negative!

Ooooh we're so close I can taste the Premier League! It's like candy floss! Bright and shiny and delicious at first but then you pretty soon had enough and it's sickly and synthetic and overpriced and you just wish you could have a nice meat pie or something. Meat pie is Championship for the purposes of this analogy. League 1 was Pot Noodle.

That bellend qc watches too much tv. Why's Barney's lawyer not all objecting to speculative guff like that. Ain't you sposed to ask questions or summit? Also, "Almost an inch taller" oooooh intimidating!

I plays it on the iPhones all the time! I like it cos it's like FM01/02 which was the first one I ever had and was before sh!t got too complicated. It's pretty sweet cos you can let your assistant manager pick ur team all the time and just whizz through a season in like a few hours, just checking in at the end of the year to accept ur manager of the year plaudits!

says sotonjoe

yeah i don't get that. the cake was sposed to highlight issues of tw*t trimming so it makes sense for it to be like an african woman. They seem to be complaining cos it's like a characture and not a realistic portrayal of an african woman - but what do you expect it's a ****ing cake! I'd like to see them do better!

Hard not to love that guy! I specially loved this one after the 6-0

I've been catching up on Game of Thrones new season as recommended by Phils! It's pretty sweet! Bit slow tho I thought in the first couple of episodes i guess they're setting the scene and introducting the new characters and what not, i think the first season was kind of the same bit of a slow burner then all of a sudden sh!t got real! Two episodes in and no sign of blondies boobs tho. #sadface There was this one bit made me looool when this dude goes home after like 20 years and meets this girl who gives him a lift on her horse back to the castle or whatever. She's a bit of a munter by game of thrones standards but u can tell she's filth. Anyways on the rides back he's all feeling up her boobs and grinding his boner up against her bumside and then Oh No! It turns out She's His Sister!

I didn't know much about all this but i just went to get my hairs cut and cos it was busy i sat and read about it in the papers. It was pretty bad! I was suprised to learn he had "ice-cold rat's eyes" though. I didn't know they did that. If i was gonna have eye transplants and they didn't have human ones i'd have like a leopards eyes or somethin, not a rat! They'd be too small! They didn't look like rat's eyes in his photo either. I was wondering if it was poetic license, but it was in the news paper so i spose it must be true. I'm not sure what his real motives were either. He was saying it was cos he didn't like immigrants but in the papers they had pictures of all his victims and helpfully said how many times he'd shot them and i did notice that the immigrant looking ones didn't get shot any more times than the non-immigrant looking ones. There was this one black kid who only got shot once while this aryan looking dude was shot like 3 times in the head! It don't make no sense. I was also wondering how he got so many. I can't help thinking if i was there at the first sign of gunshots i'd of scarpered. He'd have never got me! There was this one dude who tried to scarper tho but he fell off a cliff and died. I wouldn't of done that. I'd of scarpered in the other directions!

He's the vicar.

yeah dat's gold innit pap! I come across it a while ago when i was looking for something to hang on my wall. Didn't buy that particular print tho - seemed kind of expensive. At the time the top review was "If you only buy one 20 inch canvas print of Paul Ross this year, this is the one to get." which still makes me looool to this day!

dat last one is "meows" innit.

I got a full size tattoo of Nigel Adkins' face on my face. Now people stop me in the street and say R U Nigel Adkins? I say "No."

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Box-Canvas-Print-Paul-Ross/dp/B001N6W8U0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1334325526&sr=8-1

I know he's probably joking, but the idea of 10 year old Alpine Saint seething with indignation at perceived BBC bias is amoosing!

So we've got 3 players scored more than their top hit-man?

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Bearsy too young for Friday night wins! I'm only familiar with David Armstrong cos there was this old game vs. Forest re-run on tv the other day and I was laughing at this little old man we seemed to have playing in midfield. It turned out to be David Armstrong... Age 29!!!

Hope so! Anyone ever seen us win a Friday game at St. Mary's? - am I missing something or could this be a New Club Record!

Bearsy can only remember 2 previous Friday night games at St. Mary's. We lost them both!

I'm so excited to watch it now Phil! It's soooo filthy they have to pull it off air mid-broadcast! How cool is that! What was going on in that one scene that was so illegal - actually don't tell me I'm gonna find out for myself! I may also be pulling it off mid-broadcast!

They only televise the difficult matches homie.