for_heaven's_Saint

Going tonight for my 21st, which is on Sunday. Was thinking of doing a Bowie song, know the words and not a big vocal range. Was thinking of doing let's dance, which is probably one of the easiest songs in the book.

Good work.

Yeah just say you're him, all they ask is name, postcode and season ticket number.

I think we cashed in early on all of the clauses we still had when we were strapped for cash.

I haven't been there, and I'm only 20, but yes I know.

What's your song?

4) it will cost you £3 extra to book over the phone or online. You should still go though.

Just got one for my brother, £10.50 with booking fee.

How do you know?

Haha yeah I remember Barthez taking a swing at the pitch invader! Quality!

Not as easy as smashing someone in the face with a bottle. He deserves no good luck if he did it.

It takes Stam about 5 seconds to realise Pahars isn't in front of him anymore in this one:

Would you like to join?

Not getting shot!

I'm sure I've watched a foreign football channel in a certain pub near the ground in Southampton before.

At least if they open fire with machine guns there's a chance you might get lucky and not hit by a bullet, or the bullets might hit you in non-fatal places. You don't stand a chance against an explosion really. First one to dodge a terrorist bullet wins.

Talking of messages under shirts:

Funny how many London Saints are on here yet I have no idea who!

Fernandes IIRC

You only have to watch the video on the echo site to see which set of fans it was trying to cause trouble and make it a derby. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/8431755.Police_review_football_violence/

It was my first and thus far only visit to Old Trafford and this moment has annoyed me ever since. Whenever I see Athletico Madrid or Uruguay I always get angry thinking of this moment.

I've had that before too, and people asking for money then refusing to take 1,2 5ps lol. Of course I kindly remind them that beggars cannot be choosers. As a student I can get a free burger with a McDonalds meal so if I ever have one I usually get the extra burger and give it to someone homeless.

You have to pay an extra £3 and one of the stewards will come and whisper it in your ear.

You might laugh but I've no doubt police want certain people to kick off when they're ready with their cameras. You do however have to be ridiculously stupid to do so when it is quite clear that the police are there waiting to gather evidence against you.

For example the night before our 4-1 defeat at Fratton in the relegation season. Or so I'm told.