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I don't really think he's good enough either, but that doesn't mean I detest him.

I don't think it's fair to put Wotton in with most of these players. He's not lazy, he's not a prima donna, he doesn't think he's bigger than the club. He may not be a very good player but at least he gives his all. It's not up to him whether he's picked in the team, Pardew puts him in there on merit.

Watch it whenever I can- it's great! Would love to go on it and just wind people up. And yes they do still try to get a bit of culture in.

I once heard someone mention him going to Rome to see the pope...

Lol

I watched the program on any time as well, was pretty interesting. It basically seemed to be that they felt the only way they could express the love they had missed by not knowing their relation for so many years was sexually. Impossible to imagine really but I did feel sorry for the people involved as it clearly wasn't premeditated.

I've seen and heard the phrase 'foot on the gas' used multiple times by the commentators last night and then by Pardew in his post-match interview. A subtle joke?!

I knew what you meant straight away!

Absolutely gutted that I wasn't there when he scored his first goal. I try to make every game but couldn't afford this one and just knew that he'd bloody score.

Legend

Are they dead yet?

My sister's dog used to wear dog pants! Problem solved.

She must've known the rules- if she chooses to be in the army then she has to adhere to these rules and therefore the consequences of breaking them.

I have no idea what Toffiffees are. But my mate has stuff in his kitchen that went out of date in '92.

Perhaps by playing players they couldn't afford and should never have been allowed to play? oh and suddenly remembering Dindane could play another game?

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Agreed. He seems to have the ability to win headers even when he is pushed two yards out of the way.

Hmmm maybe. Perhaps we could get a conductor.

Deadly! That or stop people banging. Or Assign people who can keep the rhythm! It does my head in.

Exactly. I know loads of people would be annoyed by it but I'd rather have someone with a drum who can drown out the backboards and who can keep rhythm and speed.

Oh right sorry. Yeah we didn't, in fact we didn't really get any songs going apart from a couple of slow ones like 'Come on you Reds'. Might have been something to do with all the new people there.

I think it has certainly got a lot better in the Northam over the course of the season and is starting to sound pretty good.

Bale looks well up for it.

Harry and Avram make the perfect pair. Both a bunch of lying, delusional, pug-faced c*nts.

I don't think you're allowed to call people spastics anymore!