for_heaven's_Saint

Can't really give him too much credit because if he agreed it was a dive he should have booked him.

Ref is awful, st marys is rocking

I'd hate having to share our ground with the fishy few.

Daring

I thought this was going to be discussing the drug...

Haha, she sounds like she was made of stern stuff, so I won't argue with her! Stephen Fry recently made a video saying that my friend was a prat, which he isn't, so maybe other things he's said aren't true.

Could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure QI confirmed that as an urban myth! There are however now coffins that come with built in cameras, so not oly can you see your loved ones slowly decay, if they are still alive, you'll be able to see and dig them out.

A dreaded sunny day, so let's go where we're happy and I meet you at the cemetry gates.

That is why there's usually no slide tackles allowed!

I reckon Fonte would be a great keeper.

Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Morgan to score first, saints to win 3-1 - 250/1. Pretty sure that's going to come in tbh.

I reckon on the day we'll have close to 50,000 saints fans within the stadium.

Let's start a petition.

I do love Milton Jones!

What made you be a Saints fan? Family from Soton?

Lol. How the hell did you find that?! If you give that to your mum and post a picture of her opening it, I'll give you a prize.

Hmmmm he basically relies on shock-tactics to get laughs, which isn't particularly intelligent comedy, not that I could do any better. But if you gave me the choice between him and Michael 'point out things that everyone else can see and shake my head like a c*nt' Mcintyre, I'd choose Boyle every time.

Ask him if his dad still sells second hand DJ equipment up Bursledon car booty.

Oh go on then, you can have them. Just don't tell Carlisle.

I think it's great that there are Saints fans all over the world and it always makes me excited if I see someone wearing a Saints shirt abroad! When I see kids in Asia and Africa wearing Man U and Chelsea shirts on the TV I wish I'd see just one Saints fan and I think it is our duty as Saints to spread the word. Probably best not to introduce saints to anyone with a history of depression though. FWIW I think this is a pretty uneeded thread GM, and whilst you obviously have your own reasons for your opinions, which you are entitled to, I think posting them on here is unnecessary, and is obviously going to cause offence. All these posters prove by continuing to avidly follow Saints, whether through appreciation or criticism, is that this football club is an integral part of their life, whether they live in the UK or not. Finally, whilst I am well aware that I did not need to read your post if I didn't want to, I think saying that other peoples' posts are unentertaining is at best hypocritical, at worst deliberately ignorant.

Of course I want us to go up, but if we're down here for one more season I certainly won't mind. I'm loving it too- the tickets are cheap, the fans are friendly, the grounds are 'traditional' and we go into every game knowing we have a good chance of winning. It's also nice to be a big fish in a small pond for once.

Men with beards, what are they hiding? This song explains our fears quite well I'd say. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1LOm4_JFMc

Anyone who believed that Waigo took a penalty while Lambert was playing is a fool .

Lots of coverage on SSN today about the state of the pitch at Wembley. The general feeling amongst the prem managers seems to be that it's simply not good enough. The surface is even being blamed for 3 separate injuries. Do you think this surface will suit Carlisle more than us , or is it a completely different problem to the muddy league one pitches? Also let's hope none of our players pick up any injuries.