for_heaven's_Saint

I can confirm that Andy is not a deranged skate but in fact a very nice guy who gave me a lift to and from the Huddersfield game. Someone should certainly give him a lift

Can't stand the bloke and clearly not good enough for the premiership.

They both have green on their boots I believe:rolleyes:

If they do play 4-5-1 I think that'll be a mistake on their part. There's no way one striker is going to really trouble Jaidi and Fonte, and this will allow Harding and who ever is playing right back to push forward and help the midfield, who should be capable of breaking them down even without the fullbacks.

I find listening to the Pompey scum song slightly cringeworthy considering a large proportion of the lyrics refer to us being above them.

Saints 4-0 Swindon

Can't really give him too much credit because if he agreed it was a dive he should have booked him.

Ref is awful, st marys is rocking

I'd hate having to share our ground with the fishy few.

Daring

I thought this was going to be discussing the drug...

Haha, she sounds like she was made of stern stuff, so I won't argue with her! Stephen Fry recently made a video saying that my friend was a prat, which he isn't, so maybe other things he's said aren't true.

Could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure QI confirmed that as an urban myth! There are however now coffins that come with built in cameras, so not oly can you see your loved ones slowly decay, if they are still alive, you'll be able to see and dig them out.

A dreaded sunny day, so let's go where we're happy and I meet you at the cemetry gates.

That is why there's usually no slide tackles allowed!

I reckon Fonte would be a great keeper.

Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Morgan to score first, saints to win 3-1 - 250/1. Pretty sure that's going to come in tbh.

I reckon on the day we'll have close to 50,000 saints fans within the stadium.

Let's start a petition.

I do love Milton Jones!

What made you be a Saints fan? Family from Soton?

Lol. How the hell did you find that?! If you give that to your mum and post a picture of her opening it, I'll give you a prize.

Hmmmm he basically relies on shock-tactics to get laughs, which isn't particularly intelligent comedy, not that I could do any better. But if you gave me the choice between him and Michael 'point out things that everyone else can see and shake my head like a c*nt' Mcintyre, I'd choose Boyle every time.

Ask him if his dad still sells second hand DJ equipment up Bursledon car booty.