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Lol. How the hell did you find that?! If you give that to your mum and post a picture of her opening it, I'll give you a prize.

Hmmmm he basically relies on shock-tactics to get laughs, which isn't particularly intelligent comedy, not that I could do any better. But if you gave me the choice between him and Michael 'point out things that everyone else can see and shake my head like a c*nt' Mcintyre, I'd choose Boyle every time.

Ask him if his dad still sells second hand DJ equipment up Bursledon car booty.

Oh go on then, you can have them. Just don't tell Carlisle.

I think it's great that there are Saints fans all over the world and it always makes me excited if I see someone wearing a Saints shirt abroad! When I see kids in Asia and Africa wearing Man U and Chelsea shirts on the TV I wish I'd see just one Saints fan and I think it is our duty as Saints to spread the word. Probably best not to introduce saints to anyone with a history of depression though. FWIW I think this is a pretty uneeded thread GM, and whilst you obviously have your own reasons for your opinions, which you are entitled to, I think posting them on here is unnecessary, and is obviously going to cause offence. All these posters prove by continuing to avidly follow Saints, whether through appreciation or criticism, is that this football club is an integral part of their life, whether they live in the UK or not. Finally, whilst I am well aware that I did not need to read your post if I didn't want to, I think saying that other peoples' posts are unentertaining is at best hypocritical, at worst deliberately ignorant.

Of course I want us to go up, but if we're down here for one more season I certainly won't mind. I'm loving it too- the tickets are cheap, the fans are friendly, the grounds are 'traditional' and we go into every game knowing we have a good chance of winning. It's also nice to be a big fish in a small pond for once.

Men with beards, what are they hiding? This song explains our fears quite well I'd say. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1LOm4_JFMc

Anyone who believed that Waigo took a penalty while Lambert was playing is a fool .

Lots of coverage on SSN today about the state of the pitch at Wembley. The general feeling amongst the prem managers seems to be that it's simply not good enough. The surface is even being blamed for 3 separate injuries. Do you think this surface will suit Carlisle more than us , or is it a completely different problem to the muddy league one pitches? Also let's hope none of our players pick up any injuries.

I say we get Dave Benson-Phillips in

Having just looked at a few photos of him, I'd say that's a good shout.

Three more games!

Managed to work out who the other team in the picture is yet?

More?

Ron Davies.

Lol, reading the very bottom bit, that backfired on him!

I too was at the game, does anyone know what was going on in the away fans? Someone in a Pompey shirt I believe?

'you've got a f*cking long name' etc

As stated above is hardly ever the ball boys that put two balls on the pitch at once; they are well organised and all seem to know what they are doing. It's the morons in the crowd who throw the ball back over the ball boys' heads that are the problem.

Apparantly the playstation network crashed because Storrie kept playing as Real Madrid and trying to sign Yebda for £100 million

I always thought it was Markus?! Probably wrong though.

racist

Right, I have absolutely no money. Can anyone give me a lift from London to Southampton and back?!

Very nice, it's a tough call. Perhaps more suited to the muppet show though...