rallyboy

Foreigners eating our royal swans and using the incorrect cutlery! 😡 I'm spitting feathers, I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to my local Sharia Law Station.

As long as the executioner is holding the fucking axe properly.

Maybe it's just me not keeping up with trends but basic courtesy when you're eating out has gone to shit. Wait for everyone at the table to get their food before you start you greedy bastard, it'll be one minute and you won't look like you've been dragged up. And hold your cutlery like a normal, stop gripping your knife and fork like you're holding pens, it looks ridiculous and doesn't fucking work - and try cutting up food rather than stuffing it whole in your mouth, you're not a fucking pig.

Donny has always been batshit crazy but today he's forgotten to keep some of it to himself. If you support him now you should be sectioned - for your own good, and to protect the rest of us.

I think Reform can win the next election because too many people are no longer interested in facts, they just want to hear about sunlit uplands that don't exist. Again Farage has no workable policies or quality in his party so it will be a disaster - he also has no appetite for everyday politics. The only hope is that his running of local councils, which will fail dramatically, could bring a few sensible people back from the brink. If Reform win, Nige can abandon ship and probably get a job in the US, and as with Brexit, all of us will be left to pay the price for the naivety of his latest scam victims. The evidence is all there, his history, his links, his finances, but some people refuse to see all that because it makes them look like they've been taken in by a conman. Which they have.

Each party has a different approach to making headlines - the LibDems do stunts, Farage lies, Starmer tells everyone he's not the Tories and Kemi mutters quietly in the corner.

Does your farm have a radio station and world class catering? Is your name Rupert?

Is that a lawn or the Baseball Ground from 1972?

Really? Now tell me the one about Birmingham being under Sharia law. 😄

I agree with you 100% on that and I suspect many others will do too. 😊

Trans people exist, so abuse of them can exist, whether you agree with what they are doing or not. But your Friday afternoon troll this week seems to be denying the existence of people who transition, which is bizarre. Sentences I thought I'd never have to type...

What a load of woke leftie bollocks - there's nothing more English than lions. You'll be trying to tell me next that St George isn't English.

It's already on the BBC....😊

I've already run into a pompey fan... Apparently they played brilliantly and dominated the whole game, their plucky fans outsung us for 90 mins, you could only hear them on the telly, we were silent, and the real revelation - he thinks we won't go up playing like that. He glossed over the fact that they've not beaten us in 15 years and only four times in 60 years, toothless twat.

Putting aside starvation, by committing the multiple war crimes of killing medical staff, attacking ambulances, targeting consultants in their own homes and dismantling the health service, for many countries Israel has ticked enough boxes to qualify their self defence operation as genocide. But the worst thing is that none of the above assists the release or rescue of the hostages.

I'm sure he did, it was Saints and Pompey who delivered a pile of crap - that's why we owe ITV an apology.

Sorry ITV, that was dreadful, we promised a thriller and delivered Midsomer Murders. That might have been their best chance, and they didn't take it. So....15 years, still unbeaten.

Really? I'm staggered, thanks for letting me know.

You were clearly a huge fan of his views on race, guns, religion, abortion etc - you may have to just accept that others disagree.

Indeed, nobody has found this murder acceptable. The usual suspects are trying to create something out of nothing.

Blimey, I hadn't considered that he might be involved, it would be a dramatic suicide if that's what you're asking, but it sounds ridiculously far-fetched. Putting that conspiracy theory aside, if Trump labels people as traitors, enemies of the state, and then something happens to them, or if he calls for a riot and it happens, do you believe he has a responsibility or is freedom of speech a get-out-of-jail card? Ditto Farage - when he labels communities as targets and then harm comes to them, does he have a responsibility for his words? And please don't just come back with another question, I have a very short attention span for quizzes. 😊

His record and some of his campaigns suggest that he also spoke an awful lot of crap. Sadly, if you do that from a podium enough times, a nutter is going to take the law into his own hands. Words should be used carefully in US politics - calling people traitors etc, can only lead to division, and worse.

Indeed, bombing Qatar should return the hostages and bring peace within days. A really great plan and a roaring success.

Warning - if you are attending and you punch any horses or fuck any immediate family members, you'll be directed to the away end. If you are worried, just bring written proof of having visited a dentist in the last decade.

Well, and this might come as a shock, I've heard whispers, on TV and in print, that there's a school of thought out there that believes that some groups may have been proscribed to suppress peaceful protest rather than because they tick all the boxes of a full blown terrorist organisation... Yes I know, it sounds crazy that a government might use a perfectly good rule for something sinister, but with three-tier Kier and his UK-hating, tax-dodging, flag-burning, EU-loving, woke commie union paymasters all hugging-immigrants, protecting rapists, destroying our perfectly good economy and being as loonie-lefty as they all are, it might just be possible...dangerous times...