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Now that Trump has brought peace to the region, when does Netanyahu's corruption trial resume? And if convicted, will he go straight onto his war crimes trial, or does he get a break in between?

Nice job, a good week.

I'm no expert on flesh decomposition but in a positive for the modern zombie, I'm thinking they can transition quite easily from male to female with one little twist and a rip, and they don't have to just take the knee, they can actually leave one. Either way, Farage and his supporters should get down the beach and shout at the first boatload of braindead zombies who stagger blindly up the shingle muttering nothing but grunts, safe in a crowd without a single sensible thought between them - Farage might want to use bibs so the police can tell who is who.

Is the Woke Brigade some special ops unit and if they are secret why are they modelling in an issue of Vogue?

Did someone order a word salad?

If this Trump deal is the real thing and he brings peace to that region he'll thoroughly deserve that prize that he keeps nominating himself for, it would be a massive victory for diplomacy. I'm sure it won't turn out to be just a habitual conman puppet making up shit because his little strings are being pulled by Israel, so I'm looking forward to seeing Donald deliver his promises, both in Gaza and Ukraine. #nobelprizeawaits

With every season that goes by with Saints attempting to compete without a proper centre forward, the £1m purchase of Rickie Lambert looks even more like the deal of the century. I know those were more simple times, you looked at strikers, bought them, they scored goals, but the last few recruitment departments seem to have lost their way.

Jenrick is just a fucking idiot trying to appeal to fucking idiots. And all the time we're talking about that no one is talking about the corrupt deal his party did on asylum hotels that has just been exposed.

If you spend much of your time trying to catch out others, you need to be pretty careful with your own posts. #calamitousowngoal

The last thing Netanyahu wants is an end to this conflict, he'll be straight back into his corruption trial then, and now he should have war crimes charges stacking up too. So no, he's not stopping the genocide anytime soon, whatever agreement he signs.

A lone deranged extremist has killed one worshipper at a synagogue and some people take that as a cue to be scared of an entire religion and everything associated with it. Some balance and common sense needs to be found, not the kneejerk reactions and hate messages spouting from social media bots.

Trump to carve up Gaza for his own gain? And no mention of the main issue that needs resolving, Palestine being recognised. This feels like a business venture rather than a peace plan. Indeed there is sensible stuff that offers a glimmer of hope, but...there are also several aspects that mean it probably won't succeed. It will be impossible for Hamas to meet the condition to return all the remains of deceased hostages, there will be areas where terrorists and hostages have died in airstrikes, this will give Israel the chance to say Hamas has broken the agreement, and they can then refuse to return all the Palestinians who have mysteriously died in IDF custody. Any agreement drawn up by half of any parties involved is likely to fail, especially when neither can be trusted - see what happened when Trump teamed up with Putin. So a few good things, but when you get into detail, the plan looks flawed and designed as a press conference win for someone desperate to win a Nobel peace prize and build a new golf resort.

Putting aside the obvious issues about that performance, three points away from home and a centre forward who actually scores - this new outcome works for me.

You guys are getting too obsessed with the league table, the results and shit like that - the real story is possession, the corner count and the sideways passing stats, and on all those metrics, the stuff that really matters to fans, he's right up there with Nathan Jones. Go Russ.

Perhaps we do, but you can't say that Johnson and Corbyn were treated equally by a BBC chaired by a Tory donor, with a top reporter who had best friends in the Tory cabinet. Then we have the number of times that Farage has been on Question Time, well out of kilter with his stature, and Fiona Bruce's handling of politicians on there leaves the viewer in no doubt as to her leanings/brief. Add in the BBC failing to challenge Johnson, or even interview him when it was required, exposes the corporation's Tory-linked management and board to accusations of bias. As for the comedy shows, their role is to tackle power, which they do - they're not taking it easy on Starmer are they, and they shouldn't, they should always punch up. We need a balanced media that puts tough questions to ALL parties, something that didn't happen for 14 years because too many people in the BBC had direct and personal ties to government, the platforming of unelected Farage was a natural spin-off from that. As for GB News, it isn't a new programme, it's a PR company promoting the business interests of it's owner. 😊

The BBC have been promoting Farage for years, their patronage of his various projects have contributed to the current polls, not the other way round. The Greens and LibDems would kill for the free airtime the BBC have given Reform. They failed to challenge Johnson, they are repeating that 'mistake' with Farage. It's not what you know...

While we have the odd classic there are some terrible chants on that list that are made even worse by the people around me at that time being tone deaf.

We can't have a repeat of the central defensive shitshow witnessed at Hull. I'm sure Will noticed the problem with crosses and must understand that it's his judgement on the line now, so if he exposes that same pairing for this game, I'll be surprised/horrified.

Foreigners eating our royal swans and using the incorrect cutlery! 😡 I'm spitting feathers, I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to my local Sharia Law Station.

As long as the executioner is holding the fucking axe properly.

Maybe it's just me not keeping up with trends but basic courtesy when you're eating out has gone to shit. Wait for everyone at the table to get their food before you start you greedy bastard, it'll be one minute and you won't look like you've been dragged up. And hold your cutlery like a normal, stop gripping your knife and fork like you're holding pens, it looks ridiculous and doesn't fucking work - and try cutting up food rather than stuffing it whole in your mouth, you're not a fucking pig.

Donny has always been batshit crazy but today he's forgotten to keep some of it to himself. If you support him now you should be sectioned - for your own good, and to protect the rest of us.

I think Reform can win the next election because too many people are no longer interested in facts, they just want to hear about sunlit uplands that don't exist. Again Farage has no workable policies or quality in his party so it will be a disaster - he also has no appetite for everyday politics. The only hope is that his running of local councils, which will fail dramatically, could bring a few sensible people back from the brink. If Reform win, Nige can abandon ship and probably get a job in the US, and as with Brexit, all of us will be left to pay the price for the naivety of his latest scam victims. The evidence is all there, his history, his links, his finances, but some people refuse to see all that because it makes them look like they've been taken in by a conman. Which they have.

Each party has a different approach to making headlines - the LibDems do stunts, Farage lies, Starmer tells everyone he's not the Tories and Kemi mutters quietly in the corner.

Does your farm have a radio station and world class catering? Is your name Rupert?