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So Farage has already u-turned on yesterday's back-of-an-envelope excuse for an immigration policy, his madcap economics have again been exposed as unworkable fantasy, he's had a ringing endorsement from Islamic extremists and instead of doing the job we pay him for, he's busily grifting on TV, shouting out mad stuff and promoting his own fossil fuel backers. The stupid people really need to wake up, the conman is conning them. Again.

People shouldn't be so swift to judge, he's clearly building something at Rangers and making a name for himself, it's quite a feat to take the squad he has and produce these results. He's inherited a very difficult situation, player unrest, great expectation, so it's easy to criticise but it's very early days and there are a lot of positives. The 66% possession against Motherwell was impressive, 88% pass accuracy, 17 shots, of which only 12 ended up in the car park, he's managed to turn a sinking ship around 360 degrees - and he clearly still loves himself, his hair is voluminous and to his credit he's still brave enough to take on any post-match interview, whatever the result, and to throw anyone else under the bus. So the naysayers, those picky Rangers fans demanding instant results against part time opposition, they need to hold their nerve. Like we did when we were regularly 5-0 down against poor sides and looking utterly clueless and shambolic, but that all turned out alright, and thanks to the foundations, the tactics and team spirit Martin put in place, we smashed Derby's record.

I'm not sure many press will feel safe turning up to that opening, but if they really want to play archeologists how about they dig out some of the dead kids they've just buried under the foundations of the upcoming Trump Gaza luxury resort? See latest offers from GenocideHolidays.com - luxury breaks for cunts.

Farage also glossed over the fact that every fucking boat could go straight back to France if some twat hadn't dragged us out of Europe. He's an absolute charlatan conman, lining his own pockets, working for Murdoch and hedge funds, manipulating markets for personal gain, looking for victims to follow him - and he's found a few!

He certainly made a nice omelette. He also broke every single egg on the farm and killed all the chickens.

The best way to stop the world knowing about the thousands of children you've murdered is to kill the people who report it - Israel is still targeting journalists and medical staff, more murdered today. The war crimes cannot continue.

C'est Chic.

Philp and Jenrick being useless at their jobs? I'm staggered by that revelation. At least the pair of them don't just fill their days spouting shallow kneejerk drivel to harvest the support of morons.

We've still got enough quality for this level - Saints win.

They're still at it - the dumbfucks who roll up late and can't find their seats in stadiums. Up and down, back and forth, they wander all bewildered, staring at the row numbers, then back at their phones, and it's become particularly bad at cricket. It's just the fucking alphabet and numbers, and if you cannot grasp a simple seating concept that has worked since the first slave took on a lion, perhaps a sport that is very much based on numbers of runs and overs, may not be for you.

His shirt allergy has flared up again - should be a couple of weeks.

Clearly part of the self-defence campaign to rescue hostages.

Had other more pressing matters.

Trousers had to move west for tax reasons, he made millions from his strawberry mivvi and cornets empire. His mansion has two concrete 99s as gateposts and sprinkles instead of gravel - he'll be off to Dubai with Phil any day now. 😡

The last time someone said they'd leave it there, they were back seven minutes later - slamming the door on the way out then coming back loses impact. One of the current problems is that Reform has lurched so far to the right that they can't even see the left from there, and need to believe that everyone in the centre ground must be raving Marxists who all hate running their own businesses successfully. I suspect the looney lefties are mostly in the middle.

Having suffered an abysmal season of horror at SMS, I have to admit that Saturday's edge-of-your-seat late turnaround victory against a thoroughly-dislikable Wrexham side who brought their own ref, was still no fun at all. They could have been five goals up before we had a shot, then I was saddened when prolific diver Moore was injured by a block tackle, I was disappointed when Manning came on, and it was clear that the better side lost. Yes, technically we got three points, but the silence of the home crowd told the real story, we're papering over the cracks of a relegation battle, I found the whole escapade depressing and as it's clearly just the start of another season of crushing misery that will be worse than the last, it's very difficult to enjoy anything. Though the grass looked nice - until they watered it. 😡 #doomandgloom

Nah. Why would I? Fuckwits on e-scooters and gap years, vandalising shit... Do you support the government cracking down on peaceful protest? Do you still believe that Israel is entitled to do whatever it takes in the name of self-defence, including murdering thousands of medical staff and 200 journalists, to facilitate and attempt to hide their ethnic-cleansing of Gaza?

Arresting peaceful demonstrators is a horrendous look for any government. And the Met as a brand has been fucked for decades. But, but they're not elderly peace campaigners, they're all terrorist hate marchers....said no sane person ever.

That ref was a clown, look at me, I want to be part of the fairytale on Netflix, have another free-kick... Totally inconsistent, as for Moore, really weak for a big guy, falls over a lot. Felt really sorry for him when he got injured but got over it surprisingly quickly. Great ending to a difficult game - savour these moments.

When Rupert Lowe sees Lammy stood there next to the water he's going to explode with rage.

The IDF have shown scant disregard for hostage welfare from day one, I'm not even sure if the government ever had any intention of rescuing many, their actions have done nothing to suggest that those victims were in their thoughts. For a while now it's just been brutal war crimes, real estate planning, forced starvation and displacement, dismantling of health services, new business for the US, and ethnic cleansing - all dressed up in the tiny inadequate flak jacket of self-defence. Once the leader has faced his delayed corruption trial, history will judge this Israeli administration.

If you're going to live in a new house on the beach in Gaza, don't be surprised if you have unwelcome visitors for the next fifty or a hundred years. The kids that are crawling out of the rubble today will be around to see you at some point. Things they won't mention in the sales brochure.

Has AI developed enough to identify irony and sarcasm? If so, it's overtaken 75% of the human race already and we're all fucked.

Sadly a precedent was established in the last parliament and you have up to 14 years to still blame the previous administration. It's ridiculous, just as it was then, but that's what Tories did in 2024, so it would be churlish to change that now it doesn't suit your agenda. Perhaps lobby the government to revisit that policy and reduce the timescale?

And it gets a vote.